Dwayne

Last Post of 2010 :)

2010-12-30T23:42:00.004+08:00

I would like to Summarize what ive done in the year 2010 :D

From January to February, I'm busily taking my Sergeant Course at Pasir Laba Camp. Chinese New Year has always been the best day of my every year and i hope next year will be better. More Angbao Collection and Aunties, Dun be Stingy ar! :X

From March to June, I went to Signal Institute (Stagmont Camp) to learn to become a Signal Spec..

From July to August, Posted to Mandai Hill Camp and help out in YOG. World Cup took place at that period of time and CHEERS to SPAIN for helping me earn quite alot of $$ :)

September to October, Preparation for my 21st Birthday. Kana Call back on the exact day of my Birthday but lucky ended in the evening so i can still carry on with the Party at Night. Attended my Cousin's Wedding on 101010 and celebrated SURE WIN early Birthday.. :D

November, Went to Australia for 1 month of Training AKA Execrise Wallaby. :O

December, Went to Malaysia, Genting followed by Kuala Lumpur.. Manage to settle all my Chinese New Year Clothes there. Came Back and after another 2 weeks, went to Vietnam where i really enjoyed myself :P Celebrated X'mas at my Aunt House and Tml, i will be going to my Uncle's house for the 2011 Countdown party. Actually the real reason is he invited me for Mahjong session.. LOLX!

Dun Worry Be Happy, Here A Joke To Cheer Us All :D

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and -” The mother held up her hand and said, “Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you’ve just told me.”
The father comes home and the wife tells him that she’s leaving him.
“But why?” croaks the husband.
“Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me.” “Well,” said little Johnny, “I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob …

Goodbye 2010 and Hullo 2011, 3.. 2.. 1.. 218 days to ORD =.="

Vietnam HO CHIN MINH CITY

2010-12-22T23:02:00.006+08:00

Came back from Malaysia on 5th December.. And fly to Vietnam on 17th Decemeber..

Its the first time ive been there. A 5 days 4 nights adventure is long enough for me the experience the life of the Vietnamese ppl. Me and my other 16 family member adds up to the total 17 pax travelling there.

Let me see if i can recall what happen.

Day 1, 17th Decemeber.. We boarded the Aeroplane (Vietname airline) at 8pm and due to the 1 hour difference in the timing of Singapore and Vietnam, we gain 1 hour meaning, our flight is 3 hours long and we reach Vietnam at 10pm :)

The tour guide name was Alice and we keep calling her Alice in Wonderland. She sure know alot of different languages such as English, Chinese, Vietnames, japanese, Korean and not forgetting DILECT *dunno how to spell* ! WAH, its virtually impossible to talk behind her back! HEHE :D

After we board our coach which is Bus number 2062 *wink*, we set off to our hotel named, Golden Hotel. There is ALOT of MOTORBIKE on the road. There are some that even have 5 Passenger. Realli is Madness and we encounter an accident with a taxi driver knocking down a motorist with his palms full of blood after touching his face and Alice told us its NORMAL! WTF!??!?! After we reach, we Check in then unpack luggage and for me, im off to LALA land. As for my room mate, my Sis, she stayed up till 3am to watch HBO =.=. No wonder morning always so hard to wake her up..

Their showering system is abit special. They contain the spraying massage water system thingy so that even water can be spur out in different direction to more of tickle your body >.<

Day 2, 18th Decemeber.. 7am, wake up. 8am Buffet breakfast and its at the top level of the hotel. One thing about their breakfast is, they served a variety of food. Good we have different selection, but bad in a way every morning, ITS THE SAME FOOD. Lol, no creativity la..

Then at 9am, we board the bus and we were off to a park where they showed how the Vietnamese soldier protect themselves and fight against others during times of war. A short clip was shown and Alice brought us around the park. There was this small rectangular hole which the Vietnamese soldier dug and hide in, and i did experience going into it! Super dark but its spacious underneath. Then there was trap which the soldiers set up to catch their enemy. One of which they call it "Memory Chair" where the enemy step into a trap and there will be SPIKE going straight into your SHIN. The only way to get the spike out is to visit the hospital and since the trap is like a shape of a chair, it will be a memory and a souvenir for them if they were to survive from the bleeding..

Advancing further, we came to some gift shops and i remember i wore their Vietnamese style of LBV. Its so much lighter as compared to the Singapore one. There was a place for us to shoot real bullets using the M-16 rifle. Bullets are sold at $2 for one round and my dad bought twenty, thinking that he is as good as his days in army *daddy, dun day dream liao ar* Actually the person there say if we manage to shoot a target which is 60m away down, we will be awarded with prize but i aint see any marksman around. Such a SCAM! Instead of shooting, i went to grab a bite on some delicious Hot dog :) Nearby there was a lady making Popiah Skin out of Rice, Milk and Water. Its quite a popular food being made during war times and till today, restaurant are serving food in this UN-chewable Skin! :O

Next, we went back on to the coach and travel to a MUSEUM. To me, i though was go and see some Ancient stuff that Vietnamese left behind but i was wrong. It was a Museum showing the torture, horror and remains of Vietname during and after fighting war. Alot of picture are displayed in the museum showing children with disability when they are born (one eye missing, Brain bigger than the head making them look like Alien :X, man without hand and legs after being tortured, american soldier taking pic with heads that are slashed out of the Vietnam soldier, and one more is 2 body being stick together) Very very disgusting however, i manage to read all the article about their miserable life. They also have guns on display, giving information on which guns are used, the benefit of the different guns and stuff. I oso came across this CUT HEAD device which most Chinese used in the past to kill off the Assassin. Wanted to take a picture of it but with my Ah-Ma yelling "SIAO AR, BU YAO PAI ZHE ZHONG DONG XI", i reluctantly left the place with my camera in my pocket. :l

Before we heard for dinner, we went off to a place with a statue of a man and a small girl and i remember posting there with my cousin :D

After shopping, we went to have a Foot Massage! I didnt like foot massage as i have this thinking, why will someone wanna pay and suffer? However, i went for the Foot massage as the whole of my family is doing it. There is also Body massage but ill stick with only foot since i wanted to watch my soccer on TV and i know they have are showing it in the Room :D When i entered the dark room, with my cousin and uncle, we found our seat and soon, there are Vietnamese lady, quite chio one, wearing mini-skirt entering the room.. :O, and guess what they are the ones doing the massage. LOL!, ok i try to keep my next part of my Massage story experience as "Clean" as possible. Ill shortformed the chio Massage Lady - ML

First we need to soak our stinky legs into the hot water and its really is HOT. Guess its to kill off the germs. Then after that, ML dried my legs using towel and since she dunno where to place my leg, she put both on her lap and its like in between her legs as she wearing mini skirt. Then as she try to pick up the basket of water on the floor, she bend over and her bewbs touch my legs..*YIKES!* For sometime, i felt abit uneasy, but pretended to carry on watching my soccer la.. LOLX! Next, she went off with the bucket of water and came back with some cucumber. I thought was to eat but ML placed it on my face saying some Vietnamese language which i dun understand. Must be for Facial purpose. Then she started rubbing my head, messing up my hair and then next, press my Tigh. and AIYO, i really aint myself la. She still got the cheek to tell me to "FANG QING SONG" which is RELAX in Chinese.. I paid for a foot massage, not a body! LOL, then soon, it was back to the leg and oh, she virtually is playing with the 10 toe that i have la.. AHAHAH! After around an hour, its done but my soccer match aint finish, therefore after some discussion with my cousin, we decided to UPGRADE and went for the Body Massage as well :D LOLX, ok i carry on becos i wanted to watch soccer and also to see what they will do for Body Massage.

First thing ML say was "Remove your shirt" LOLX! Wah, so fierce sia. After than im suppose to lie facing the ground and GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!? SHE SAT on my Back and then use some hot Pebbles, started rubbing against my SEXY BACK! As usual, Its HOT! im referring to the pebble, dun anyhow think! :D Then After a few min of rubbing, she tell me to grab her wrist ?.? What for but i did as told and with one pull, she pull and stretch my back. Really have the crack sound sia! LOLX! Next move was like wrestling, using her strength, she lifted me up in the air. AIYO, i dunno how to describe it la. But just imagine. A small size girl pulling me up above air, like MAGIC. I was closing my eyes all the way till my stupid cousin tell me "LOOK AT UNCLE!, that LADY got the strength to carry him up!" and we both started laughing and since im still in mid air, we both laugh and started shaking and ML just release and i fall straight down! AHAHAH, that time dam funny la, even ML also laugh. Ok, that also marks the end of the WONDERFUL MASSAGE SESSION that i have in Vietnam. My stupid cousin still say want come back tml =.="

Back to Golden Hotel and back to Sleep, and i keep thinking about the Massage experience when bathing.. LOLXXXX

Day 3, 19th December, as usual 7am morning call, 8am Breakfast, 9am set off. This time we went to visit another island. Need to take a boat across, like travelling to Pulau Tekong during my BMT days. There we went to see how Vietnamese make peanut candy sweet, experience drinking sweet honey tea and see how some of them grow fruits and rely on them to make a living and fill their everyday meal.

During the honey tea session, we get to experience drinking the tea which taste kinda weird and there was alot of BEE keep flying around that kept us irritated! Drink liao and we Zao and went to another place on the island to eat fruits and suddenly, got a few of the Vietnamese ppl starting singing infront of us. It was like a band with one of them playing a musical instrument while the rest sang some Vietnamese song. My dad say: "Not bad ar, Free music while we enjoy eating our fruits" and after they are done singing their songs, they started coming around with empty basket asking for donation! It was then I spit out the pineapple in my mouth! LOLLL, Nothing is Free in this world. SO TRUE! Hehe, i drop 2000 Dong into the basket as a tip. O.o btw, 15000 Dong (Vietnam Money) is equivalent to $1 SG Dollar. Thats their conversion. Meaning i donated around 15 cent :X

Ok, then we walk towards another part of the island where we sat SAMPAN back to where we came from. I still remember i went Thailand 5 years ago where they had this floating market where the sampan will allow us to buy from shops that we by pass but for Vietnam, its just a boring ride back to the jetty..

Then many of us bought the RONDALDINO cow boy hat to signify that we came here. Back to the bus and we now visit their Post Office. The Post office visit was so so. Nothing much except some of my family member went to get some and post it back to SG to see if they realli do receive them when they return to Singapore.

Then at night, its free and easy, and most of us went to the GIANT MARKET where there is like 1000+ shop. The shops are so close to each other making the walking road so narrow. I think i suggest M*s*s L*m better not go there or else is either he kana stuck or else he will push over the items that they are selling :P It was also at the market that i pick up valuable skill. The Skill and Power of Bargaining! Muahahha :D

And we had a Mini Sea food supper to try their Bee Hoon which have only abit of Bee Hoon and so many "LIAO"

Back to the hotel and back to LALA LAND..

Day 4, 20th December.. Its Free and Easy. We went SHOPPING. I found out that Crumpler bag was quite a popular brand in Vietnam. Therefore i started Hunting for it and although its imitation, its super cheap there.. I also went to look for mini Mahjong set, wanting to give it as a gift for my Ah Ma for XMAS :) One of the funniest moment will have to be at a shop when i found a Crumpler bag that i like. Accompanied by my dad, we started Bargaining. The lady told me the bag i hold cost 600,000 Dong and we have this mindset of bargaining the price to half the cost price. So my dad tell the shop owner to come and when she came, he say 200,000 Dong, and she snatched the bag from my hand toss it on the floor and shout NOT SELLING! and thru her gesture, i think she is trying to hint to us that if we do not get out of her shop, she will chase us out with a Broom.. LOLLLLL, the time when my dad say 200,000 Dong, i almost Choke on my saliva as it was like 1/3 the PRICE!! AHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! Ok, we did ran off after that. :P

Luckily, we got a phone call from my mum saying that they found a shop having good price for Crumpler bag. Locating the Busy and pack Market of Ho Chinh Minh City, we manage to found the shop number 645 and there they were, all buying Crumpler bag. I went to get one as well. A black with Orange Lining. Singapore selling it at around $250SG and i got my imitation version of it for $20 SG :) And since its xmas, my Uncle and Aunty are fighting over getting whatever i buy so that they can strike my name off their "Buying Xmas Present" List.. Haha, my Greedy Uncle bought 10 of the bags. Even more Kiasu. LOLS! Ok, then at night, we went off for a POWDERFUL SEAFOOD DINNER. It started off with Roasted Pork which was self cut by my Ah Ma since no one there know hot to cut the PIG SKIN and then there was Pigeon Egg and inside the Egg, the bird shape is still there!!! We rejected the dish after opening 2 of the eggs and soon there were Enormous Crab, Lobster, Prawn, Fried Rice and Man Tou being served. Super Full La! High Cholesterol and High Fat for one Dinner! :S

Then we Again went for Massage, this time, really is pure Leg Massage and its a different place so i felt more Easy. The lady only touch my legs and toes and nothing further :D Hehe..

Back to hotel and have to pack up our messy stuff.

Day 5, 21 December. 8am Wake up 9am Breakfast 10am i went back to the hotel to sleep. Too Tired liao and woke up around noon to get ready to leave for the airport. Before we left, we went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant and then Alice brought us to one last shopping centre before we got separated.

4pm was the flight time and we reach Singapore at 8pm.

Vietnam, ill say a country that you can visit if you are those shopping Kings/Queens. The weather there is the same a Singapore and i will not forget the Bet that my Sis mention "If you can walk across the Street of Vietnam with your eyes close, she will pay $5___"

Here's a short video of some picture being taken. Full credit to my cousin, Charisse so enjoy! :D

Genting Highland

2010-12-03T06:04:00.004+08:00

Hehe, I am too lazy to blog about me retuning from Australia. As usual, Only the RnR was the fun part and i have uploaded it on to FaceBook the picture of my pleasant stay there :) Speaking about Facebook, i aint touch it for like 2 years.. The last time i log in was when i am doing my FYP Project but due to the slow uploading of photo of Blogger, i have no choice but to wipe the dust off my FB! :P

Some interesting thing that happen in my days at Australia..

Aunty become HOR*Y! - Haha, yesh our own cook house aunty who make their way to Australia to serve us food at the cookhouse became "Not their Usual Self".

There was one night when Green bean Soup is being served,

One of the soldier Ask "Aunty, KE YI NA DUO YI DIAN MA" (which refers to Can Have More? in chinese)..
The Aunty replied: "Aunty MEI YOU YI DIAN, AUNTY ZI YOU LIANG DIAN!"

LOL, if u understand chinese, you will know wat i mean, cant elaborate further thou :D I guess must be they stayed in Australia for quite a while and so much so, they practice their culture of being OPEN! :S

Showering System..

In Singapore, its simply by a push of the Tap, Water gushed out from the water pipe and onto our dirty body. In Australia, i think they practice SAVING WATER therefore, by simply taking a shower, you need to complete 4 steps.

1) Fill a bucket with HOT/COLD water.. Its to your preferred warmness
2) Pour the bucket of water into a water bag
3) Using a pulley system, pull the water up a certain height and hook it to a metal railing.
4) Turn the Catch in the "Down Direction" and water will start flowing down..

Sound troublesome rite? But bo bian, that is what i did for my memorable stay at Camp Growl, Rockhampton :X

Coffee, Tea, Or ME?

Haha, our Airplane Air Stewardess will always served us Coffee and Tea after our meal. In doing so, he will walk around with cups in hand and his Mega jar shouting "Coffee or Tea?", and will be ready to serve you your preferred drink with a raise of your hand. However, we want more than just that.. We want them to change their line to "Coffee, Tea, or ME??" LOL, especially when we are referring to the very chio Ang Moh Air Stewardess :X

Ok, im running short of time.. In less than 30min, ill be boarding my Bus or better known as Coach to Malaysia. 1st Stop Genting Highland! I'm gonna fill my empty pockets with cash :B This is the first time i am able to enter their Casino which i am unable to do so for the past 20 years.. Haha, i can remember trying to smuggle my way into it but every Attempt sure Fail one.. Their security too TIGHT :(

Dun Worry, Be Happy, Here's a joke to Cheer Us All :P

mom: “wake up son, it’s time for you to go to school.”
son: “but mom, i don’t wanna go to school.”
mom: “give me 2 reasons why you don’t wanna go to school.”
son: “firstly, the students don’t like me.”
son: “secondly the teachers don’t like me.”
son: “give me 2 reasons why i should go to school?”
mom: “firstly, u are 52 years old, secondly, you’re the principal!”

Adios Singapore!

Last Words & Messages

2010-11-03T16:17:00.003+08:00

Flying off Tml on a 11am flight to Australia.. We will be taking the New Zealand Airplane NZ 1940(BUY 4D :D) and have to report to Terminal 3 @ 9am. Good thing is my Ah Ma & Ah Gong will be accompanying my Mum to send me off.. How Sweet of them :D Not sure if my sis and dad will be coming along.. :l Oh, err and I'v got this flight sickness from young of tending to get really giddy during aeroplane flight.. Till now, i am still thinking of whether to purchase some medicine for it or should i just vomit on the plane :X

Gosh, haven't even go there yet and I'm already starting to miss Singapore.. Same to my Family members, Friends and Relatives.. I'll also miss my Laptop DEARLY! I hope when i go there, everything i do is SUN SUN LI LI.. Weather please dun be too Hot or ill MELT, and lastly, come back to Singapore in one piece :D Exchanged $300 Singapore money to Aussie notes.. Hmmm, hope its enough to buy some souvenirs back :B

I heard there is a STRIP club there at Australia :O *wink* maybe this will be a form of leisure during our last 2 days of R&R or should i say, experience the culture there which you will not get a chance in Singapore :P

Aidos, All those back in Singapore, take care and remember, you are being Missed By Mister Rayner :D

Exercise Wallaby WO LAI LIAO!

Dun Worry Be Happy, Here's a Joke to Cheer Us All..

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and -” The mother held up her hand and said, “Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you’ve just told me.”
The father comes home and the wife tells him that she’s leaving him.
“But why?” croaks the husband.
“Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me.” “Well,” said little Johnny, “I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob …”

Ill Be Back on 25th November 3am.......

Mini Secondary School Co-hesion :)

2010-10-28T00:03:00.010+08:00

Rayner will be flying off to Australia for Wallaby Training for 3 Weeks in the month of November, going to KL & Genting and also flying off yet again to Vietnam, Ho Chin Minh City in the Month of December. DAM IT! How many time do i have to pack my luggage :(

Today went out with Benjamin, Yong Peng, Hui Ying and Seng Kok. Wow, its been quite some time since i seen SK and i feel he look quite different when i first saw him :X He look like Lin Jun Jie sia.. LOL! and i am the driver for today. This Mini Co-hesion is to celebrate Hui Ying 21st birthday, and also to our dearest, Yong Peng who will be serving the nation soon. Cant wait to see him BOTAK! LOLX! As for me and Ben, october marks the start of us being considered a One Year Soldier.. And last but not least, SK for getting ~~Fired~~ transfered to other working place. HEHE! :D

Woke up around 11am to on my computer and catch up with some movies which i miss. The Pirahna 3D. O.o a very sexy and bloody show. Watch it and you will know wat i mean :P

At 1.45pm, drove to Jurong Point to pick up the birthday cake and also meet up with Yong Peng. Luckily the cake that we "design" happen to be wat we requested for but it will be better if the wordings is use white cream to make instead of pinkish-red.
Went to pick up Seng Kok and then drive to SIM to wait for Sure-Win to finish her lesson. Before we head to SPGG, we went to Ngee Ann Poly as YP requested to buy their delicious sandwhich since he haven had breakfast nor lunch. Then, we were off to SPGG and we played pool till 6pm.

Halfway, Ben called to say that Terrance will not be able to Join us as his father send the car for servicing. Oh well, its ok, so ben came by himself instead. Before I went to pick him up at Dover Mrt, i sign in for the rest who are there to go into the Jackpot room. On my return, YP and SK both lose money.. I thought Sure Win with u all? Shouldn't you all be winning? LOL!

Then around 6.45pm, we headed to restaurant for dinner. I suggested ordering dishes with rice. No objection, and then we had Kang Kong, Prawn Omelette, Hotplate Beancurd, Sweet and Sour Pork and Fried Paste Chicken. On top of that, i also ordered Bitter Cucumber Soup and o.O it turn out to be a super big pot! Not wanting to waste food, we manage to FORCE ourselves to clear finish all the food on the table. Thank God we didnt order the Coffee Pork Rib or else i think we need to DA BAO liao. Didnt bring a camera along so didnt have to chance to take picture.

After that, i went to retrieve the birthday cake and then the kind waiter there offered to bring the cake with lighted candles to our table.. Sang the birthday song and follow by Cake Cut. Hopefully, Sure-Win like the cake :)

After settling the bill, we head to Chevron to sing Karaoke. O.o and i feel my singing really sucks! Firstly, my Chinese SUX!, cant even pronounce the words on the screen. If really want me to sing, i think i need a HAN YU PING YING dictionary by my side. Secondly, i cant sing very high pitch unlike YP who really have that "skill" and also i dun even know how to press the remote control to request for song. Haha, K Box is really not suitable for me :'(

Since Sure-Win have curfew at 11pm, we left at 10.30, and Taxi Driver, Rayner send everyone safely Home :) Really enjoyed myself today and hopefully in the near future, we will be able to have such Outing. Woooohooooo~ :D

Dun Worry, Be Happy, Here's A Joke to Cheer Us All!

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open.
The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains “Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer.”
She figures 3 times in 30 years isn’t bad and asks “But what about the $1,000?” He replied “Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them”

Very HAPPENING October

2010-10-12T21:46:00.002+08:00

Have been too busy with both Army and Personal stuff that i could hardly find time to blog! Lets me do a recap..

2nd October: My camp got ops manning called back and so "lucky" that day was my BIG DAY! But lucky it ended early and i am able to carry on with my 21st Birthday Celebration :)
I would like to sincerely thank all that came for my party and despite those that could not come, your present come can liao! LOLX! XIE XIE NI MEN :P

3rd October to 9th October: Busily packing my kit bag.. I will be going Australia for 3 weeks in the month of November :( Heard the weather going to be as high as 38 degree in the afternoon and less that 10 degree at night. Hope i return back alive and not CHAO TA! :X

10th October: 101010, and it has been reported that 830 couple married on this very day. True enough, i attended my cousin AKA BIAO JIE Wedding at the Intercontinental Hotel.. Hoho, the groom very handsome, the bride also very pretty.. Duh! and when they are giving their speech, thanking their friends, family, parents, blah blah blah.. got one of those sentence made by the groom got some into tears.. He said something about his favorite grandmother unable to attend his wedding as she have left the world.. However, the bride got people laughing when she say: "Everytime i study and is stress up and start to complain, my dad will always say: "Cannot read finish, that is why must keep reading (In Chinese).."" Wakahaha!

At one time, i suddenly went into lala land.. Knowing that my mum watch Chinese drama show on TV can also cry, i think on the day of my marriage, i need to stand by a roll of toilet paper.. Or even SAMPAN if the need arises!

Ok back to the virtual world.. Coming back from Australia on 24th November, i will be taking the plane again in December.. 17 - 22, to Ho Chin Minh City, Vietnam.. This time for vacation with my family.. I think i really deserve a long break for my hard work serving the nation till today and on 7th October which was 5 days back, is a milestone for me as that indicate that i am a 1 year solider. 10 months to ORD!

Dun Worry Be Happy, Here's A Joke to Cheer Us All :D

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The Husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

Happy Belated Hari Raya

2010-09-13T21:42:00.007+08:00

I was listening to Muttons on radio when they started chatting about Singapore's Public Holiday being the least among all the countries in the world. Comparing in terms of fairness, other countries like the United States have 12-13 public holidays a year. Our neighboring country, Thailand have 18 and currently leading the chart is the World Cup Champion,Spain with 24! Almost maciam like 1 month Off sio!

What about Singapore? Flip your calender and count.. Only 10! Wtf? =.="

Every time when a public holiday come and gone, the next one we have to wait for is quite a few weeks away.. Suggestions have been given and some recommended having Mother's and Father's day being a PH. There was one giving the idea of having Justin Beiber's day! LOL, meaning everyone in Singapore have to comb their hair like Beiber which was quite easy. Splash a pail of water on your head! & you earn a day OFF! Heehee.. :P

"MALAYU beri RICH this year" as stated by my Cab Driver Dad, saying that they all go loan car and no longer need us to drive them around Singapore during their visit. Dam! i should have went to collect Green Packet. :(

Make big profits this week on Soccer betting after a heavy lost on Manchester City slumping to a defeat to Sunderland last week. This time buying Birmingham vs Liverpool & Everton vs Manchested United turn out to be the result that i wanted.. DRAW :D Hopefully tonight's Stoke and Villa game end in a Draw and that will surely add icing on the cake :B

Dun Worry Be Happy, Here A Joke to Cheer Us All :D

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

21st Birthday Preparation

2010-08-26T10:22:00.004+08:00

Sorry Blog for not Updating..

After the opening ceremony of the YOG, we were split into 2 groups. One to help out in the closing ceremony and the other to help out in the Marshalling of Buses to and from the different places where the competitions are held.

I was in the group of the Bus Marshalling and i think it was a better choice compared to needing to going back to the humid Singapore float daily. The place where they allocate me to was Singapore Sports School and i love it. Si bei Sengnang la.. :D Only need to do 4 hours per day then can BANKANG liao..

However there was a Sad new. During one of our duty, i receive an sms informing us that one of the Signal company's high rank army personnel has passed away and we all were informed to be on standby. Not sure if you have read the newspaper but it was a truly a sad story. Only 32 years old :X

Over this past few weeks, I have also been scratching my head, using a lot of brain cells to decide on where to celebrate my 21st Birthday. I even went to the extend to prepare a chart and list down all the suitable places and who to invite on that day. My parents on the other hand, help out in giving advice. I want to make this year a special one as its the year to "unlock the keypad" (thats what my ah ma and aunty say in chinese)..

Ill be going to Australia soon from 4th November to 24th November. Nooooo..... Going there for training and not to play! Some factors that i am worried about is, is the food there suitable? the weather i can tahan? there the living environment can make it anot? training shiong? :( Oh and sorry HY that i will not be able to attend your bd party which u have informed me long ago.

Dun Worry, Be Happy.. Here a joke to cheer us All :)

One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’s hair and sadly said: “Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?”
The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white.
The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said… “Mommy, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?

Movie Madness

2010-07-31T14:30:00.017+08:00

Due to the Wonderful number of OFF-IN-LIEU DAY that i am entitled to, i have manage to catch up with some well known movies which i miss this year and some a few years back. The best of all will have to be the KARATE KID! The Director sure know how to produce a good film. Funny, Sad and Exciting Scene all shown in it.. Jayden Smith sure looks Cute, but the China Girl even CUTER! LOLX!:P

THE KARATE KID

DEAR JOHN

REMEMBER ME

QUARANTINE

TRIANGLE

BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT

I watch until my Eyes want to POK OUT LIAO! LOLX, and not only did i spent time on just the movies, i am also tracing back on all the episode that i miss on TV, especially THE NOOSE! Haha! Thanks to xinmsn, i am on my way to wearing a spectacle :X

Just some news update incase you didnt read about it..

As stated in the Chinese Papers, Singapore are issuing to all the Olympic-ans a Condom when they come to Singapore for the YOG. And this was mainly due to the trend of other countries providing olympic participants each a Condom when they arrive at their country during the Olympic as they feel its a need to for there are some who cant resist the temptation of 1 night stand. The question now is, since its YOUTH olympic games, providing YOUTH with condom is like enouraging them to a-hem a-hem, isnt it? :S

Felicia Chin Quit Acting to Study in University. NUS-Business.. Sure need a good GPA from poly to get u a place in there. Hmmm, but i am thinking if you are already Famous, does result really play a part in getting you a spot in any school you want? LOLX! In my opinion, if i am the principal, even with low score, ill also take Famous student in as they are so called "selling" my school lei.. :D

Before i end, Dont' Worry, Be Happy! Here's a Joke to Cheer Us All :)

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”

COS Duty

2010-07-19T21:47:00.005+08:00

Definition of COS Duty: A Lighter Duty Specially Given to Army Personel who are weaker or have PES C and below. In short, Slacker Guard Duty..

Just last week, i was assign to be the sergeant to take care of the duty rooster for the COS Duty. At first, it sounded cool. Being able to "Sabo" ppl and plan whoever i want to do duty on whichever particular day, i tried to be fair and make sure everyone Accumulated COS Duty points are the same. However, just one day afer i did my planning, my Handphone number become a HOTLINE number!

6am in the morning i have one of them calling me and say: "Sergeant Rayner! Why you plan me on Saturday? Can exchange with Sunday?"

Another one sms me: This month i already done 1 point duty, other ppl haven even do, and you plan me do one more!" =.=''

Other just kindly tell me, "Sergeant Rayner ar, next time plan me do 2 weekday and not 1 weekend and if possible, put me do Thursday." I ask why? and they did not reply but soon i found out the reason behind why Thursday's duty was the best of all 7 days.

There was one particular man who is even worst! Not going to name who.. He tried to avoid his weekend guard duty by saying he is doing duty at the Singapore Float. Luckily i heard from others that he was lying and i went to check it out with the sir in charge. After finding out the truth, i called him back and warn him if he did not turn out for his COS duty, ill Charge him under AWOL and he immediately slam my call! TMD! >:(

Doing this Shitty work, can so called turn my reputation of being the Guai Kia Sergeant to a Guai Lan Sergeant.. I just hope they understand, its not easy to plan the duty to satisfy everyone. Sure enough, i need to have ppl doing duty on both weekday and weekend so just suck your own thumb and bear with it if you happen to kana the days that you are unavailable.

Dun Worry, Be Happy! Here's a Joke to Cheer Us All..

A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," the doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He looks to the 2nd mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He looks to the 3rd mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the 4th mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and says... "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"

Netherlands 0 - Spain 1

2010-07-12T21:15:00.007+08:00

As predicted correctly by Paul the Octopus and Rayner the Tipster, Spain are World Cup Champions! Thank You Andres Iniesta, your 116th min goal has made me $350 Richer :D

I did not wake up on time to catch the start of the game. By the time i on the television, its 4.30am and the match on channel 5 started their 1st half of extra time. Luckily it did not ended in penalty as i am sure Holland will have the edge. Spanish Penalty super PA JIAO one as mention by those uncles at the Singapore Pools.

Now that the world cup is over, i have enough capital to prepare myself for the start of the Barclays Premier League. Same as usual, i will buy 2 team which i am confident will win the English League. What team will i choose? Very Obvious. Ance-LOTI's Chelsea and LAO FO YE's Manchester United. After 5 years of investing in this 2 teams to win the league, the trend still remains and i am sure this year will be no exception. :)

Today i went to the Singapore Floating Platform to help out in the YOG thingy. I was appointed the DJ Turn Table and Elevator IC and oh deary me, i was told we have to stand on a stage that is 7 storeys high. Putting on a Helmet and wearing a Safety Belt (not Harness) are the only precautions to prevent us from falling. I feel its super the unsafe lor. Harness at least if we fall, we can still seat down and rely on our thigh muscle to hold us but if it was just a safety belt, we are using our stomach. :O So Dangerous, i think i better consider getting an extra insurance!

Don't Worry, Be Happy.. Here's a Joke to Cheer Us All :P

A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die. At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, “I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me at least die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like woman?” She sees a hand raise in the back, and a muscular man starts to walk up to her seat.

As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She can see the man’s muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand and says to her, “I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?” Eagerly, she shakes her head and exclaims, “Yes!” The man hands her his shirt and says, “Here, iron this.”

YOG Helpout Postponed-ed..

2010-07-05T21:07:00.007+08:00

Super Sad Rayner thought this wednesday will be the Start of STAY OUT but NOOO! :'(

There was a meeting at the lecture theatre today at 11.20pm for all the Man and Sergeant and i was awaiting to hear the good news of booking out on tuesday and reporting to the Singapore Float everyday for YOG which also mean stay out but sadly, the Sir instead told us the company will not be close down till next Wednesday.. WHY?? ALAMAK!!

Nvm, Army is often bound to have last minute changes.. ZZZZzzzz..

I have finally received what would be the first and last of my GST pocket money from the Government.. Lucky I stay in HDB, got more $$$ :D

Hmmm, lets see wat other news happen recently..

1)Orchard Road flooded, so remember to bring your swimming trunk and goggle there the next time you go there for shopping..

2)Foreigner Kana caught for vandalising the MRT. To be honest, he spray the MRT so nice! Instead of sending him to Jail and giving him such a harsh fine, Singapore should consider hiring him to be their designer for MRT next time :X

3)Brazil and Argentina Knock Out of the World Cup? Not surprising, cos my money is riding on S P A I N, a country that will give others P A I N

And when i am doing guard duty last friday, it has come to my attention that my current camp MANDAI HILL CAMP was actually the camp DAVE TEO used to stay. Remember him? A few years back, he took the rifle out of camp, rush to Cinnyleisure and attempted to kill his Girlfriend for running away with another guy. LOLX, the man even told me that his escape was well plan. When the main gate was open, the barrier lifted up, he dash out and hop on to a red car and WALA, ZAO LIAO!

LIU CHEN coming to Singapore on 31st July. Still deciding whether anot to go watch his magic performance. I have always been a big fan of his close up magic which is shown on TV every sunday night. But the ticket quite expensive lei.. $78 is the cheapest but is the furthest away from the stage which is like cannot see anything one lo..

Dun Worry Be Happy and from now onwards, i will end my blog with a Joke to share with all :)

A boy and a girl in a PAP Kindergarden.

The teacher gave the children some homework to do at home, and that was to draw an apple each. (a nice one) The boy was trying to draw one but just can’t get a nice apple. He was so angry with himself for not able to draw properly. So he thought of a way, he strip himself and rub all the water colour onto his buttock , and sat onto the drawing block and true enough a nice apple was printed on the paper.

Now the girl heard the way he did the apple, and she also did the same thing like the boy strip herself paint her buttock and sat on the paper, a nice apple appear.

The next day they passup their drawing for marking, and guess what , the boy get an A , while the girl get a C. The girl was very puzzle , why he get A and her self get C.

So she ask the teacher , teacher, teacher why he get A and I get C, we both did the apple the same way. The teacher say ” Oh,… didn’t you see, his has got a stem”………

YOG Help Out

2010-06-24T18:38:00.024+08:00

From 7th July onwards, the whole signal company will be posted out to other unit to help out in the Youth Olympic Game.. Its from 9am to 7pm from Monday to Saturday but the only good thing is we will be able to wear our civilian shirt and STAY OUT till YOG is over.

However, there is a slight chance that i may not be part of the group of ppl helping out in YOG. The sir said that 5ppl will be going for CCIS course and since i have opted to join ISP, there is a high chance i will be 1 of them. If the CCIS course is stay out, then shiok la, or else I have to lan lan suck thumb.

I am still trying to adapt to the environment of my new camp. Although i have good bunk mate around, i still feel abit left out since i am the only IC1 to be posted here and i become a total NOOB when it comes to exercise. Yesterday they had their mini Wanabe exercise which require them to do Radio set Rebro, setup Log P and SQT and Line patching. WTF? the only thing which i learn was the setting up of Log P, the rest i just STOP AND STARE to see what they doing. No idea wat the machine is called and how it should be conected. As a Sergeant, i think my man felt i am totally useless :(

Haiyo, Sian lo. But nvm la. As long as i get my pay, ill just be a normal NSF. Serve and F*** off. Don't Worry, Be Happy! And heres a Joke to cheer us all :)

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Brad Pitt went to the shopping mall to buy Angelina Jolin a gift. “I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.”

“Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. “Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.” “Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. “Now that you mention it,”Brad Pitt replied, “she also needs a bra and panties.”

Game Over :'(

2010-06-14T20:00:00.003+08:00

Its my 4th day here at Mandai Hill Camp.

Sad to say, its not a stay out camp. However, i am fortunate to have a CARING MUM who have agreed to pick me home and back to camp evey monday to wednesday since we will be having nights out on this 3 days from 6pm to 11.30pm. THANKS MUMMY! <3 :)

I was appointed to be the Admin Spec for their company and there are quite a lot of things that need to be done a.k.a SAIKANG! Tml, i am appointed the CDS which is to take attendance for morning, afternoon and night and give the R.O before night out. I will also have to conduct a lesson to teach my man on how to maintain the PRC 940A radio. Haiyo, life here really dam sucky lo. Worst of all, i came alone and i am the only signallor from IC 1, the rest all from IC 2.

Lonely, im Mr Lonely, ive got no body, to call me own~~~

The good things will be, dun have to fight for the toilet to shower as we, sergeant have our own toilet which is well maintain by the aunty who came every morning to clean. We are also entitled to go to the spec mess to play pool, table soccer or watch a movie on their comfy sofa. 3 Nights out a week is a blessing to me and i will be going home EVERYDAY! This is home~ truly~ where i know i must be~ where my dream wait for me~ where the river always flow~ yup, to shower and to watch the WORLD CUP!!! I make new Sergeant Friends there. They to me are very independent and some of them really know their signal stuff well.

Bad things about the camp, COOK HOUSE FOOD SUCKS BIG TIME! I always thought stagmont camp cater un acceptable food but when im here, i would click on "SEVERLY BELOW PAR" if there were such options available to us during their survery.

418 days to ORD... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

3rd Sergeant Rayner Koh

2010-05-31T10:27:00.003+08:00

After 9 months of vigorous training, Tekong -> Pasir Laba -> Stagmont Camp -> Pasir Laba, I have finally be crowned 3SGT.. The last 2 week of CAT at pasir laba was MADNESS. We practice for the POP parade from morning till midnight and even under the hot sun during the afternoon till most of us kana SUN BURN! I was one of the victim, and have to bear the consequence of CHAO TA skin :'(

My posting is also out. I tiok Mandai Hill camp. The last choice of the 3 options that i choose and from what i heard, it is a STAY IN CAMP! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. But the good thing was that the camp is super Slack. Slack in terms of waking up at 7am for breakfast, go back to sleep till 12 noon for lunch, then go spec mass to play pool and table soccer. And if we have abit more time, can still play basketball before making our way back to the cookhouse for early dinner and get ready for nights out! I think ill grow FAT with this type of life.. LOLX :D

Oh, and the new camp have also inform us that we will most likly be helping up with the Youth Olympic this year. Oh Yea Oh Yea Oh Yea HEY~ Yea Oh Yea Oh Yea~ Ho~ Beat of the Drum, Beat of the Drum, Shout if out Loud, Make us so Proud~ This LJJ song listen till SIAN!

3 Good and Bad things about 3SGT

1)More Pay - From $610 now to $840/mth :)
2)More Freedom - Dun have to march liao :D
3)More Relax - No more enchance training liao sio :B

1)More SAIKANG! - Do more dirty work :l
2)More Guard Duty - Just hope i dun tiok weekend :O
3)Got to Behave like 3SGT - LOL, got to act a show infront of the man if spotted :X

Star Award TOP 10 :D

2010-05-14T22:57:00.002+08:00

Our Ranking list for Signal Specialist 04/09 IC1 is out.

A total of 32 people in my platoon. Our course sergeant, gave us each an informal interview and 1 by 1, we were given our ranking and a second chance to re-decide our desired posting.

Surprisingly, i manage to clinch LUCKY NO 7 :D with a Raw Score of 73.5%, attaining a B grade. However, my peer evalation, i was rank 18. LOL! maybe not so popular in the platoon :X

Knowing my high ranking, i change my posting option now to
1) HQ Signal (Army CSG) - Stagmont Camp
2) HQ 4 SAB - Kranji Camp
3) HQ 2 SIB - Mandai

LOL, virtually just PIA all HQ as i know there is a high chance of a 8-5 job. But still, it does not gurantee me a spot in there as the over all decision will be make by my course sergeant and he keep emphasizing on the word "SUITABILITY"! Am i suitable to do Admin stuff? Hmmm....

Endurance Team CHAMPION!

2010-05-12T20:47:00.004+08:00

A total of 12 team consisting of 8 man each, set off from Stagemont Camp for this AMAZING RACE around the northern and southern part of Singapore.

Walking a grueling 40KM, completing task along the way that require endurance, skill, team work and knowledge, My team, ALPHA 02 came in Second!

Although we came in 30 min behind the first team, but due to the point system of 50% belonging to theory test, and 50% belonging to time, we beat the 1st team by 1.5 mark. This just means that we did better for our theory section.

As the leader of the team, i am truly greatful for all my member. Their Fighting Spirit, Incredible Signal Knowledge allow us to attain 1st and win each of us a PLAQUE which will have our name carved on it :)

Team Member:
Naing - Neve seem to slow down even when Shag
Lewis - Navigate us all the way in the correct direction
Besli - Leading the pack at the back, ensuring no one fall behind
Marcus - Golden Bayonet and therefore very good in answering questions
Yan Zhi - Sick but did not fall out of the team
Alvin - Another smart alec who help us alot in theory
Benny - Gather information from other team to prevent making their mistake :P
Rayner - Carry all the heavy loads! Although i small size, I FIT sio! :D

CHAMPION TEAM ALPHA 02, POWER DA!

The Journey to be named SERGEANT KOH!

2010-04-25T19:57:00.004+08:00

My illegal business STUMBBLE :l

Oh well, its ok, its alright.. I can smell the ending of course training. 5 more weeks to go and WALAH!

We will be interviewed next week on our desired camp where i am gonna spend my next 1 year 3 month till ORD.
1st Choice - STAGMONT CAMP CSG!
2nd Choice - Tengah Airbase :D
3rd Choice - Lim Chu Kang Camp II :X

Just want to get into any one of this 3 camp and prey for 8-5 job and i am more than satisfied.

Completed the 16KM route march at Stagmont Camp and 24KM route march at East Coast Park. Now whats left are a few more stupid test and the final ENDURANCE! 30KM route march including completing various task..

Although im still here in Singapore complaning about the toughness and sianess of army, but it is nothing compared to my ex-buddy who is now in Thailand for his 2nd day of training. Joel Ho, hope you survive your ASLC :)

17th MAY - BACK TO PASIR LABA
27th MAY - POP

why must we serve?? becos we love our land, and we want it to be free, to be free.. YEA!

9 More Weeks to 3 Arrow across my Chest :)

2010-03-28T00:55:00.006+08:00

9 More Weeks and counting. Not only am i counting down to my 3rd Sergeant Rank, i am also counting down to WORLD CUP 2010 :D

Ok, Signal Institute. I have survived many many tests and exams. Some barely manage to pass while some i study-ied hard and miss by 1 question to getting Full mark. Next week will be one Jolly good time.. Why? Cos got GOOD FRIDAY and its GOOODDDDDD :P LOL!

Sometime when there is free time during lesson or training, i and my platoon mate will play childhood or rather childish game such as "CHI KO PAH", "Chopstick" and "Nothing-5-10-15-All". Such game can be so addictive that we use Push-up as punishment to let the Loser think twice before carrying on.

Lastly, Rayner is planning to do something illegal :X

Signallor Slack? Your Head Ar!

2010-02-28T17:33:00.002+08:00

Now that i am posted to my unit Signal Institue, i aint have any friends. No one from BMT nor SISPEC came with me here except Wei Ming but he went to another platoon.. :l

Met my new Buddy, Justin and Wen Hao. Now they operate in a 3 Man Buddy System..

And Signallor same as before oso have 5BX in the morning and follow by lots and lots of lesson. Lesson is still alright but its the Test and Exam which stress us up because if we fail, we will have to stay back during the weekends to re-test.

At home, they also created a CISCO dunno wat shit which is like Blackboard in Poly to let us do our revision online and follow by Test again.. Arghhhhhhh!!! Why dun give us that 2 days rest without any disturbance? why make us suffer till like that sio? :l

Its Just pass the 1 week mark and ive been calling home everyday, complaining to my parents how sucky life here is. Still have another 13 weeks to endure and i am not sure if i am able to cope with this kind of miserable life :(

IPPT CAT Test and a test which require us to get 45/50 marks are coming up this thursday. And i am really begining to feel the pressure. Whether i can go home this friday is at stake and i wish everything goes on smoothly.

In 3 Hours time, i will be reporting back to Jail.. Life SUCKS!

Revenge of the Fallen?

2010-02-17T10:58:00.006+08:00

Just some updates on my CNY for CHU 1 - CHU 3

CHU 1 (Sunday)
The first stop as usual was at my Grandma house for breakfast, follow by visiting my Ancestors at the temple. Then it was Gu Po House at the east of SG and then we head back to the west to visit my Grandma relative staying at Hollad Drive. Next it was High Tea at York Hotel and the buffet there was delicious, in addition to the reasonable priceof $23 per head, its a restaurant worth while to head back for the 2nd time. Next it was a visit to my Grandfather's twin brother at the Condo (Morning Side), and guess who i saw? Jonathan Leong once again and Holy Shit! he turn himself into some kind of Ah Beng Skater :X Next, it was time to visit my Mother's Brother's Wife's Mother house at Bukit Batok where the Gambling session of BlackJack begins. Lastly, the last place to visit was my Grandma's Brother house. Again there was another gambling den and i counted my loss was $15.

CHU 2 (Monday)
We slept like pig till 10am before getting up to visit my Grandfather's another brother house at Jurong West. Next we headed off to IMM for lunch. And soon, it was time to visit my Converse's Supervisor at Tiong Bharu and that was when i splitted up with my famiy member. LOLX and when i enter his house, his display of Hello Kitt is Anywhere and Everywhere. Then it was time to go visit my Converse's Boss at Thompson, 3 Storey Bungalow Sei! And when we reach, my boss showed us around his house and his Tea Pot Collection which add up to around 500 with 100 on display :O Time to try out my Boss Handmade Spaghetti Noodle and a glass of ownself brewed Chinese Tea. My parents came to pick me up and we set off to my Father's Big Sister house for dinner. Last Stop was at Grandma House where this time i try my luck on Mahjong and again i lost another $5 :(

CHU 3 (Tuesday)
My turn to stay at home and visitors will maks their way here. There was dinner with my Mum being the Cheif for the day. I also invited some of my friends here. Terrance, Khang Lip, Yong Peng, Benjamin, Tong Jin, Jun Kai, Kai Ming, Buddy Joel, Wee Hong and Jian Hui. Then when they came, we started to gamble.. Woohoo~!~ Surprise Surprise, im not sure if this is what they mean by Home Ground Advantage :P First Round i make a total of $142 by being the Banker for 21 points. At night, i entertain my sister friend by being the banker again. Her friend all gamble with big amounth of money and my luck stayed with me all the way, wining another $197! Just one day, ive earn atotal of $336! Better than working Converse or serving NS.. Probably i Should go work at the newly open Casino at Sentosa..

Angmoh Collection till today: $465

Thats all for my first 3 days of Chinese New Year and oh i will be reporting back to my new unit at Stagmant camp, situtated at Teck Whye area. Rayner is going to become a Signallor..

Hullo Control, this is 24Bravo Sending Message Over~
24Bravo Happy Hours Over~

1 Week to end of SISPEC

2010-02-07T17:10:00.005+08:00

Have been busy lately and that is why i could not find time to update my blog.
This are some of the things i have done in SISPEC for the last 7 Weeks:

- Firing of SAW
- Section Live Firing
- Urban Operation
- Mini Field Camp
- Firing of Metador
- Setting Up of TripFlare
- Setting Up of Claymore
- Warnderer

And more importantly, i want to stress on 3 other things which had quite an impact or rather a big accomplishment to me.

Firsly, IPPT A.K.A Naphfa, i got a GOLD! Could you believe it? A guy who failed IPPT 2 month ago and relied on sympathy by the Sergeant to let me pass. But now i am a Dark Horse, skipping pass Silver and Jumping Straight to GOLD. The secret behind it was i am training hard on my Pullup which was my weakest and i can now pull 11 chin up as compared to the usual 5. And also thanks to my parents who bought me a chin up bar to let me practice over the weekend. The reward for getting IPPT Gold: $200 :D I suddenly feel i should write a book and Name it: "The Secret of Gettig Gold" by Rayner :P

Secondly, i Pass S.O.C A.K.A Sumthing Obstacle Course whereby we need to put on our LBV, wear our helmet and carry our rifle, run down 700m and complete a series of obstacle course and then run another 600m to the finishing line. Time given 10min and 30 second. It may seems easy but when doing it, its completly diffent. You will be shag to the Max during the sprint to the end. The whole Bravo company of 181 SCT, im one of 53 of them to pass. My timig was 9.28 seconds. Oh and My Good Pal Chia Khang Lip oso pass by a timing of 10.17 seconds. Cheers to both of us!

Lastly, I have survived another 4 days 3 night field camp at Tekong. This was tougher as compared to the one during BMTC. We need to dig 2 Trench hole instead of 1. The saddest moment was both trench hole was dug on the same day, one in the afternoon and one at night and its like after digging out using your strength with sweat dripping rapidly down your face, the Sir suddenly ask you to cover back. How Cruel can they be? They actually used us as labour to get the shape out and i think its for the company to get a guide of their shellscrape and so their digging will be much easier. Mirically, i was also given the role of LPS, being the Platoon Sergeant for my Platoon 4. It aint an easy task controlling my 61 man and next week when we will walk our 28KM route march, i will be there running up and down pushing my platoon not to give up. I myself also dunno can TAHAN anot. I calcualted, the 4 days 3 nights there, i have slept a total of 11 hours and skip a total of 2 breakfasts, 3 lunchs and 2 dinners. COMBAT RATION SUCKS BIG TIME!

1 More Week to Chinese New Year and luckily i have gotten my New Year Clothes. Tonight i will be shopping for jeans or maybe pants to match my top and im off to Grab Red Packets from the Stingy Uncle and Auntys of mine *Evil Smile* Chinese New Year is always the best day of the year for me. Can Gamble, Get lots and lots of Ang Bao and also eat BA GUA! Speaking of Ba Gua, i should ask Guo Wei if Bee Cheng Hiang having discount. Can hop by there to buy some for my ex Boss and Supervisor :)

As for today, ive been helping to do some cleaning up (DA SHAO CHU). I happen to found my BLSS year book and i look at the class photo. And Guess what? I look so cute 7 years back!! AWAHAHAHA. So Short and abit Tut Tut and i keep ROFLMAO la. If only i got a picture of it, i would upload on blog.. Haha! :D

Rayner here wishing all a Happy Chinese New Year and Happy Valentine day :D

SISPEC

2010-01-03T10:18:00.002+08:00

Yup that is where i am posted to.. SISPEC to train to become a Sergeant.. but i think the true meaning behind it is "Suffer In Silence Plus Extra Confinement"

The location is at Pasir Laba Camp and its quite near Singapore Discovery Centre which is also pretty near my house.. Its like a 5 min Drive there :) Now my bunk mate who stay at the east of Singapore will have to suffer :D

And surprisingly, i got back the same BUDDY who was my BUDDY at Tekong! Joel Ho! LOL, i think that is a blessing for me but a suffering for him :X

Anyway, i would like to wish all a Belated HAPPY 2010! And when the clock strike 12 on that day, i was Playing Mahjong.. *YAWN*

My New Year Resolutions are:

Become Richer in Habbo :D
After Sispec, get posted out to a Slack Unit..
Grow More Hair.. LOLX!
Hope the training will not be so tiring and stress out..
Wish My Family, my Friends and I, Good Health!

With Pride, We Lead, SISPEC!!!

Post Out Parade

2009-12-11T08:58:00.044+08:00

Say Bye Bye to Pulau Tekong!

Wednesday was the final day of our Basic Military Training. After finishing the 24KM Road March, we were provided Western lunch and await the Passing Out Parade.

When the parade started, it was the moment we get to see the fans, the crowds and the chio bu(s) seating at the grand stand cheering for us. But their cheering was abit too exaggerated. We just make a simple move of RuSuk SenJa Ta, then they will all like clap which was abit DIAO =.=''

Anyway the Show must go on and thanks to my Mum New Canon Digital Camera, Pictures were taken..

The Place where our G Company will be standing at the Parade Square

Gryphon Warrior Marching In..

Arriving at Destination..

Im in Row 7 Column 15 counting from the bottom left. Can Spot Me? :X

The March Pass with 2nd Lieteunant Shanon leading the way..

The Front Row ppl abit "Cannot Make It" :P

I am slighty covered in this Picture..

After the March Pass, we need to run back in for our Throw Cap Session..

KE KANA DOOO RUSSS~

Its time for the parents to make their way forward to put on our Cap :D

Me and Dad :)

Me and Mum :)

Me and Kenneth :)

Jian Hui Join in :)

My Die Hard BROTHERS! :D

Chiong Ar!!!

The BMTC Roar!

BMTC is proud to present to you, THE TRAIN SOLDIERS! POP LO!! :D

Some Fools lost their Cap.. NOOB!

Tong Jin and Me :)

Tong Jin, Khang Lip and Me :)

My Bunk Mates (Platoon 2, Section 3)

Our Own Mini POP session..

Informal Photo..

Me the EXTRA :D

Surpisingly, everyone does this Post too.. LOL!

Jun Kai and Me :)

Our Section Commander, Sergeant Kua Soon Yang :)

Platoon 2

My Brother, Fabian.. Born on the same day as me :)

Sergeant Kua Love to eat BA GUA, with a group of CHAO AH GUA!

Born to be a Soldier, Sergeant Zhuo Yi :D

Soon Yang get carried First..

Follow by Zhuo Yi :D

Final Photo with both of them..

We are Brothers Proud to BE.. :D

Introducing My BUDDY, Joel Ho Yu Teng who have stick with me thru Thick and Thin :P

Lastly, SK who donated me his maggie mee during SIT Test.. :D THANK U!

My 2 Months there have resulted in quite a change in Me..
Firstly, i turned Blacker..
Secondly, i became more Muscular..
Lastly, i counted my hair and it seems lesser! LOLX! :P

POP LIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

3 Days to POP

2009-12-06T10:29:00.008+08:00

Im going to be post out of Tekong Soon.. Just 3 More Days and i will be able to F*** off from the deserted island :) And another piece of good news is i manage to pass My IPPT with a bit of leniency by my Sergeant Alvin.. Haha :D

Monday will be the last practice for the Post Out Parade..

Tuesday will be just slacking and getting prepared for the final day route march..

Wednesday, we will be setting off at 3am, from our company line and March 24KM before arriving at our final stop, the parade square where we will throw our cap.

Over the weekend, i manage to catch 2 movies..

And after watching both the movies, my cousin came to my house to send me her wedding dinner's invitation. 20th Decemeber will be another day for me to enjoy SHARK FIN :P

Speaking about food, i haven spend the $100 swenson voucher which i won on 98.7FM yet.. Most probably will be enjoying them with my family on my POP day..

Then, that leave me with only one burden of whether i am able to survive the 24km road march. If not i wont be able to attend the Parade :X

SIT Test is Over But IPPT Failed :l

2009-11-26T15:02:00.006+08:00

The week before was SIT test which stand for situational test and we were again brought back to the jungle. This time was 3 Days 2 Nights and guess what happen during our out SIT Test? YOU BET! RAIN!!! LOLX! Gryphon Company is really down on luck whenever we visit the jungle.

The whole company is splited into various details level and i get to join other ppl from other platoon to work as a team. We are given 8 different task for 2 days and we must complete each task within a specified time. An IC and an assistant IC will be chosen for each mission and you have to lead the team to victory. This is basically a test of how good your leadership skill really is and the sir keep emphasize that you have to do well in order to get into command school. Ill rate my performance Average.

It was the second night that one of my platoon mate or rather my section mate, lost his bayonet (Small Knief), and the whole company have to carry their field pack out and laid it on an open area full of mud for inspection. Still nothing is found and we are ordered to take out our torch light and hunt all the route of the jungle which we have walked to get to our obstacle area. This hunting took around 2 hours and i find it super stupid since its already night and we could hardly see well.

After the search, there is still no sign of the bayonet and the sir and sergent finally gave up and allow us to return to our tent to sleep. The hunting continued in the morning whereby our platoon were told to re check the area where we urine and seriously there STINKS! Thankfully, i did not get to see ppl's Chocolate cake on the ground. :X

IPPT (Napfha Test) I FAILED! WHY??? Cos of the shitting Chin Up. There is only 5stations instead of 6 and sit and reach is left out which im not sure why. Sit Up, Shuttle Run and 2.4KM run i all got maximum points of 5. The best improvement was my 2.4KM, i can actually run around 9.34 minutes compared to the Napfha test which i took at Singapore Poly, it was 11.03 minutes. Standing Broad Jump got me 4 points and my Chin up which i can only manage 4, got me 1 point which resulted in a FAIL :'(
The true fact is I am weak. I know there will be a re test and i hope i will be able to pull at least a 6 for a Pass.

Lastly, although this is quite embarrasing, i still want to post it out. I Tiok SOL. Not really sure wat this short form represent. But its a punishment for army personel if they did wrong things to have to report to the HQ every hour after 5pm provided there isnt any activity, to sign a book. I actually MISS FIRE a BLANK during my field camp and was charged 5 days SOL. Some of my other Platoon Mate got 7 days SOL cos their Miss Fire was Life Round (Real Bullet) or cos of their Bayonet being Stolen. My SOL started on wednesday and ended on sunday making me unable to book out on the saturday which had just pass. Wednesday - Friday i reported 5 time from 6pm to 10pm. Saturday 6 time from 5pm to 10pm while Sunday 17 time!! from 6am to 10pm since all the recruits had book out and there isnt any activity. Its kind of tiring as we have to march to and flow to the HQ from our company just to sign a stupid book.

Yesterday, before book out, we walk our 16KM road march. Same thing, wearing the LBV, carrying the heavy field pack and our rifle. The next time we will be having route march will be on the day of Post Out Parade and it will be 24KM.

2 More Weeks and We'll BE THROUGH!

End of FIELD CAMP

2009-11-07T18:19:00.002+08:00

Going on a vacation to a luxury resort or a chalet near a beach with beautiful scenary for 5D4N is very the SHIOK! BUT, Staying in the jungle for same number of days and everyday is pouring rain is the complete opposite..

That was my life on Monday till Friday..

Day 1 (Monday)
March a total of 8KM carrying the heavy Field Pack, LPV and my ~~Wife~~ Rifle to our first destination.. The place was covered with trees and bushes an nothing else. Then orders were given to pitch our tentage and i and my buddy get our hands working.. Timing was super rushing la.. Then after the tent was build, we made our way to other part of the jungle to do our training.. Half way during the training, the rain started to drizzle and when we returned to our tent, i found out that my whole field pack was drench.. Drench is still Ok, but it was the MUD that make me sream SHIT! Then at night, we have to hug our Rifle while sleeping as the nasty sergent are playing a game to see who can steal the most Rifle.. Rifle stolen 1 time = 1 Confinement Our food are all Combat Ration where they give us a green packet containing food that are like Squash and we have to pill it open and suck up the rice that looks like porridge.

Day 2 (Tuesday)
Still training in the jungle.. Rain Rain Never go away~ And after raining and training is over, we were allowed to POWDER BATH. Its just basically stripping off all your clothes and puting powder all over your body.. Sounds very shiok, but i feel its ineffective.. No soap No shampoo NO water, You call this Bath? LJ lah!
Then at night we were able to cook using our mess tin and that was when i cook my maggie mee which is considered to be the best dinner during my 5 days there.. Oh and to add on, ou uniform are not as clean as you imagine. We are sometime force to seat or prone in the MUD and i can always feel my butt being abit wet wet one :X

Day 3 (Wednesday)
We unpitch out tent and set off to another part of the jungle.. This time instead of walking 8KM carrying those Barang Barang, we walk 10KM, thanks to the sergent for going the wrong way.. Then when we reach, we were told to Dig our Trench Hole using our Shell Scrape as a Guide.. And HOLY F-U-C-K, 2 hours timing is given and if u think building sand castle is Fun, it no Joke when you have to dig MUD till the size of a Grave Yard.. We are suppose to Prone in it with our rifle and aim at the enemy in case if one day Singapore is under attack.. 2 Hours was their timing but i dig till 4 hours just to hear my OC say too Short! =.='' .. Suddenly, halfway till the digging session, our Platoon Commandor gathered all of us together. He handed us all a letter from home.. This was when me and many of my other platoon mates have tears rolling down our Greenish-Black Mascara cheek.. The letter which i received was from my parents and this was what they wrote..

OUR SON RAYNER KOH FROM BOY TO MAN

Dear Rayner,

By the time you read this letter, you will be at the ending stage of yor Basic Militay Training(BMT)

You will the be going trough the grueling 6 days field camp training in Pulau Tekong, an event every recruit will have to experience bfore he can pass out as a trained soldie just like your daddy did donkey yers ago.

As paren, we do understand the hardship tha you have to sacrifice due to the rigour and nature of National Service Training. We alss appreciat what our son is doing for the nation and what it means for us as"Singaporeans".

With our support and your positive thinking, we ar confident that you will be able to pull through the 6 days field camp training with ease and benefit from the challenges.

We thank you for your commitment towad National Service training.

Love from:
Daddy & Mummy
20th October 2009

[PICTURE OF ME, DAD, MUM and SIS]

After reading the letter, i was more motivated and got suddenly got more energy to dig my Trench Hole at a faster rate. In the end the hole was dug and i prone in it.. Felt kind of itchy though and then RAIN starts again! ARGHHHHHH.. The Whole Trench Hole turn Soggy and when the rain stop and i jump in the prone again, i can feel the soil like sink when i place my body weigh on it :\ Night time i was given 4 duty time to be on alert.. 8pm to 9pm, 11pm to 12 am, 2am to 3am and 5am to 6am.. Its waking upevery 2 hours to guide our place.. We have to shout at the stranger who walk by: HALT, RIFLE OVERHEAD, and then ask then for the Password for the day..

Day 4 (Thursday)
Training and we are given a training on our Fire Movement Drill, Fire Movement to the Rea Drill, Road Crossing and RT (A process where you have to prone down on the side of the road and cover your neck and your RT RT RT RT, Quite lame =.='') And yesh after the Test is finish, guess what happen again? YESH, RAIN!!! This time the Trench Hole that i dig turn into a Mini Teh SPA :) Luckily we do not have to sleep in it for the night.. So i just took out my ground sheet and lay it on some other parts of the jungle before going off to La La Land.

Day 5 (Friday)
Pack up to go ~~Home~~ BUNK time.. We cover up our Muddy Trench Hole and then our Test started on the 4 Drill being taugh on Day 4.. Everything ended at 3pm but we left the jungle at 8pm.. Thanks to the Tunner which came so late to pick us back to our company line.. When we reach, we are told to remove all our things for inspection and vow not to have any ammunition on our possesion.. Thenhave rifle cleaning till 2AM! Woke up at 6.30AM and after washing our Super BUSUK LPV, Field pack, ground sheet, BASAH Stick, Tent Pin and more to be named, we took our lunch and then Book Out..

E-X-H-A-U-S-T-I-N-G and this have to be the camp of my life since the day i was Born.. I wont want another Field Camp.. NEVER! :D

3 and a Half Week Accomplised

2009-10-31T16:18:00.005+08:00

Completed the 12 days of misery at Tekong.. :D

Book out yesterday and I was suppose to go home with Tong Jin, Khang Lip and Raymond.. But, my parents who cant wait to see their dearest son after 12 days, decide to pick me up at Pasir Ris Mrt Station :X

This time i wasnt as black as the other time.. Thanks to my Sun Tan Lotion which i have brought in during my last book out.. Training as usual is Dam Shag and now Discipline is twice Strict-er. Some of my bunk mate Kana Confine and wasnt able to go home on the same day as me which was yesterday and have to wait till today evening at 6 before they can book out..

There was one training in the jungle where we have to apply the Greenish-Black Mascara thingy on the face and its super the Dis-Gust-ing la.. We are also given some test. Ill just elaborate on one of them. The test is called Concealment where we need to camouflage ourselves behind the bushes and tree and observe our sergent doing something. However, we have to hide in a way whereby they cant spot us or else get caught = FAIL.. We cannot hide too deep in the bush or else we will not be able to see wat action he do which also = FAIL. I decide to play safe, i tell my buddy to do the looking while i hide super deep in.. Deep until they cant see me and i cant see them.. During the Test, many ppl got caught but i wanst one of them and neither is my buddy.. Then when we were told to come out, i ask my buddy what he saw and he told me.. LOLX! And when the sergent tested me on what i saw, i just answered with confidence "The sergent took a long branch with a Jockey Cap hanging on it" and i Pass :D Haha, Thanks Buddy :)

Haiz, Tml evening at 6.05pm have to report back at Pasir Ris Mrt Station and time seems to fly so fast. Its like come out awhile and we have to be back at that Tekong island again.. I remember 2 weeks before when i book in, i saw my Secondary school friend, Vanessa at Pasir Ris.. Not sure what she was doing there though.. She did call my name and i was kinda Shock that she can still recognise the Botak Me :D

To sum things up.. Ill just end this Post with one song which i learn in Army titled Purple Light..

Purple Light, In the Valley
There Is Where, I Wanna Be
Infantry, Best Batallion
With My Rifle and My Buddy, and Meee-eee-eee

SOC, SiBei Jia Lat
IFC, Lagi Worst
Every Morning, Doing PT
With My Rifle and My Buddy, and Meee-eee-eee

Booking Out, See My Girlfriend
Saw Her With, Another Man
Kill The Man, With My Girlfrend
With My Rifle and My Buddy, and Meee-eee-eee

ORD, Back To Study
Got Degree, So Happy
Cant Forget, Still Remember
With My Rifle and My Buddy, and Meee-eee-eee

Purple Light, At The War Front
There Is Where, My Buddy Die
If I Die, [Will You Bury Me] (Sang in a low voice)
With My Rifle and My Buddy, and Meee-eee-eee

BOOK OUT & Happy Deepavali! :D

2009-10-16T20:23:00.004+08:00

I Have Finaly BOOK OUT..........

Ok, lets update abit on my Tekong's Life..

Sad to say, i wasnt with my Good Friends, Tong Jin and Khang Lip.. We were in the same company, G, but wasnt in the same platoon :l

First day, they gave us a Super Big Black Lugguae and 1 Green Field Pack which carry All sorts of item.. Ill just name a few.. Water Bottle, Shaver, Nail Clipper, Uniforms, PT shirts, Admin shirts, Brooks Sports Shoes, Boots and our Dog Tag (A thingy which u wear on your neck and when u die, your buddy have to cut for you and insert nder your tongue).

Then it was training training and training under the SUPER HOT SUN! So HOT till i tiok Sun Burn on both side of my shoulders.. :( To be honest, the training would be considered much easier without the sun as the heat is Un-Bearable..

There are Marching, Strength Training, Speed Training, CPT, and every night we will sleep at 10.30pm and wake up at 5.30am to do out exercise also known as the 5BX. It start with some warm up exercise followed by 3 rounds of running. Then it will be breakfast.. Normally, we will settle our meals at the cook house, but due to the 4th day whereby 1 of my platoon member Tiok H1N1, we are prevented from going there as they scared our company might spread the flu if should there be anyone else still infected by this deadly Swine Flu.

Although im quite particular about my food, its a different me when i am in Tekong.. The Hunger and in addition to the small quantity of food inside the packet box, i could not even select what food to eat and not eat but to Finish Everything thrown to me, including Fruits.. And Banana will have to be the BEST Fruit being served :) Their Pears Taste like Rock though..

Now let talk about the Sergent and Sir there.. Some Cunning, Some Firce, Some Humorous, Some try to be Funny but Not Funny, Some like to Act Smart, Some got the CB Look, BUT ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON! They LOVE TO SAY F-U-C-K! :D

Vulgarities are being heard everyday.. The 3 Most Commonly used are FUCK, Chee Bye and Lan Jiao! So used to hearing them say till now i start to use them in my conversation :X

As for my Bunk, The Bed is very the good to sleep, always i just close my eye, i will sleep till tml morning, but i think partly is due to the over tiring training. *YAWN* The Bed are double decker and i slept at the bottom.. Me and my bunk mate also have to keep cleaning and making sure our locker are neat as there are Bunk Inspection..

Everynight after RO, we will have our own admin time (Free Time) and that was the time the whole toilet will be pack with people shouting "OI HURRY UP LA!" Why? there is only 8 rooms having the shower pipe and we have to quicken out step or you would not have the chance to bath.. I am always the first few as i cant stand the pungent smell and not bathing before sleeping is a NO NO for me..

Although being able to book out early instead of the original rule of needing to be in Tekong for at least 2 weeks, there is nothing to smile about. We have to be confine next week meaning we will not be able to go back home next weekend. This is like to replace the days being given to us to enjoy this deepavali :(

Sian, after tml, i have to suffer another 12 days of HELL ~!@#$%^&*

National Service :(

2009-10-06T20:13:00.004+08:00

My Hair Really look like this Famous and also considered one of my Favourite Soccer player, JOE COLE :D

Everytime i touch it, it feels like a blunt pocupine :D And really is cooling.. Whenever the fan or wind blow past my Botak Hair, i feel very the RE-FRESHING :P

Tml 1pm, At the Pasir Ris Jetty.. Going to be meeting new people from all walks of life.. Hopefully they are sociable and that we can get past this 1 year and 10 month misery together..

Guess, ill be getting my stuff ready, and the only thing i will be praying for is to hope that Deepavali faster come as that will be the time ill be able to come home.

MUMMY, DADDY, ILL MISS U ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

ok i sound really gay.. LOLX!

Happy Belated Birthday To Me!

2009-10-05T22:06:00.010+08:00

Thanks to Vanney, i finally manage to overcome the problem of not having to Re-create another blog. Not sure where that photobucket virus thingy came from..

Birthday Chalet is over..

Wanna Thank Benjamin, Seng Kok and Yong Peng for their Shirt :D

Khang Lip, Guan Soon and Tong Jin for their Lamp and Sushi :P

Shi Tan for his Watch and Red Wine :)

Edwin for his Bird Nest :O

Wendy for her Bubble Tea :B

Terrance for accompany-ing my Grandparents to play Mahjong till 5am! Haha! :l

and Mister Gan, Family and Relatives For your Red Packets Which Add Up to a Total of
$6_ _ :X

Last Saturday, I have also officially ~~Graduated~~ Resigned from Converse after serving them with pride for 3 and a half year. Its my pleasure to work for them and hopefully ill be back some other day. Oh and another special thanks to Neo Kai Yuan who intro-ed me this job back in April 2006. Xie Xie :)

Here are some other people who i work with and have helped and guided me through my years in Converse:

Boutique
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-Mr Gan
-Edwin
-Wendy
-Stella
-Steven
-Roger
-Danny
-Jasmine
-Shi Tan
-Mr Lim

Departmental Store
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-Christopher
-Joel
-Wendy
-Winnie
-Kym
-Elaine
-Katherine
-Mei Ling
-Ken
-Eileen
-Jun Jie
-Angela
-Zi Jie
-Candice
-Winniefred
-Michelle

As for today, i went to shave my hair BALD! Yuppy, IM BOTAK ALREADY! Even though, i will be Re-Shave by the Uncle in Tekong this wednesday, i decided to go and cut it myself instead. The reason behind it is because, i scared the Tekong's Uncle ANY-O-HOW shave lor.. Imagine they have to shave 1 whole platoon in 20 min.. I only worried they shave off my EAR! :X

Oh Well 2 more days and HA-LEI-LU-YA to me :'(

Muttons Till Midnight <3

2009-09-17T22:26:00.014+08:00

$100 SWENSENS VOUCHER and Muttons MUSIC PACK!

SUPER LUCKY ME! Listening to the radio (98.7FM) at work yesterday and around 9.20pm when the shop is about to close, The DJs - Muttons played the game WHAT THE BLEH!!! Its a game where you need to answer and get at least 3 out of 4 primary school questions (English, Math, Sicence, Social Studies) Right to win..

I called in and try my luck.. The first 2 calls didnt get through but on the 3rd, it started to ring.. My Heart Panic like F*CK sia, until Justin and Venon, the 2 deejays pick up my call.. This is what happen..

Gonna bring my family to Swensens for a treat :D

THANK YOU MUTTONS! WHAT THE BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~

2009-09-15T10:21:00.002+08:00

Last 3rd Week @ Converse
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Off

Thursday - Work

Friday - Off (SPGG Dinner)

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

*Shivering* The days to enter NS is really near and i am extremely nervous. Till now i haven even bother to look through the packing list of what is needed to be brought to Tekong :l

Sian~

2009-09-11T12:25:00.003+08:00

Woke up early to watch the replay of the result show of Singapore Idol.

I did watch the performance on wednesday but due to the midnight job thingy, i was not able to view the result show which take place at 10pm. I actually voted! Yesh i did.. Haha, I called the 1900-112-1210 and voted for Samatha Lee! I also dunno who she is.. Just that last week, 3 Guys receive the highest number of vote so i feel should vote some chick to let them remain in the competition.

And when the result is annouced, i just realise i throwed my money into the drain. Samatha Lee oso tiok voted out =.='' Wah Kao sia! And the worst thing that happen is, AGAIN 3 GUYS received the most number of vote. This is crap man! Can you singaporeans give girls, or rather CHINESE GIRLS a chance. Awww, and with Samatha Lee and that CMI Charlene voted out, there no more chineses girl liao.. How sad!

I think if i can spend abit on voting next week, ill vote for MAE STAR MARIA! Her voice is splendid and i agree with Ken Lim that she have vocal talent. Since she is a foreigner, surely wont have much supporter. Haha, nvm let Mister Rayner give u ONE VOTE :D

2009-09-10T15:56:00.003+08:00

I pray for the Best and it turn out to be the Worst!

Yesterday Midnight job ended at 5.50am! Super late and i am very SHAG! And although i keep showing hand gesture of looking at my watch, the bangalah still could not finish earlier. I was a bit sorry for rushing them and giving them black face. Haha, then i remembered i was paid till 6am anyway. P.S ar Bangalah.

Just woke up and i will be back at work again. Thankfully this is only for 2 days and though its easy money of $160 for slacking and doing nothing. I learn that i am not an owl and 10pm to 6am is my sleeping time. No more midnight job! NO MORE!!

Ok i go eat my breakfast cum lunch liao..

Ciao~

2009-09-09T13:14:00.001+08:00

Last 4th Week at Converse
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Off

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

This week is abit special. "My" Converse shop needed abit of patching up of the wall, so i was told by my supervisor to stay back in the shop from 10pm to 6am to allow the bangalah workers to do their thingy. MIDNIGHT SHIFT!

The good thing is i am getting paid 8 hours OT for playing my laptop. Haha, and i manage to watch finish "Street Fighter" movie, played viwawa and also chat with friends through ebuddy.

The bad thing is its the hours people are sleeping. Shopping centre very quiet so go toilet very scary since now is also the 7th month.

The bangalah started work around 10.15pm then they work till 1am then go Missing sia.. till 2.30am.. =.='' i ask their other chinese worker where they go, they tell me the bangalah go Drink KOPI! For 1 and a half hour sia.. Then when they come back, they say about half an hour more will be done.. And true enough, i left at 3.10am..

This midnight job luckily only last 2 days. Means tonight will be my last night. If only the bangalah can work faster tonight (maybe till 12 midnight), i will still be paid my 8 hours OT for just 2 hours there.

*Yawn*

2009-09-05T09:21:00.005+08:00

New Boy New Luck and he sure did steal the lime light :D

Yesterday finally started working with the new boy, Shi Tan. o.O and we told him to find a christian name so that it is easier for us to address him. And he found himself a unique name "Tre". I feel its even harder to pronouce. Haha, but i think ill still stick with his chinese name.

I can say his first day is super solid. Fast learner and definitely someone that can promote products. My supervisor say he only give me 1 month to teach him everything and by then he should be familiarise with all. I think that should not be a problem. In addition, his presence yesterday had drives our sales up the mountain. He sold like 3-4 pairs of $100+ shoes in his short 4 hours there. *Salute*

Another good news is, i thought my working hour will be cut since his arrival but after looking at my next week scehdule, im still working as per normal :D *SHIOK!*

My Timetable for this week:
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

2009-08-26T11:28:00.000+08:00

Decision has been finalised!

Mum wanted Chalet and BBQ, Dad wanted K Box and i want to invite friends. Therefore, Ive decided on a Chalet at Chevron where there is K Box as well as a BBQ pit and friends and families could all gather together :D 3 in 1 Solution! Nice!

Luckily, ive found Danny who is a Chevron member so i can save on some cash to spend it on the BBQ food. Most probably will be getting my Ah Ma to help me settle most of the foods. After all, she know where to get them fresh and cheap.. Sheng Sheng Sheng, Ah Ma Zui BANG!

As for me, ill be meeting Danny to go down to chevron to make the payment this saturday. Hopefully it can be finalised soon as i scared last minute booking will result in no more chalet.

Yesterday after work, my dad passed me a letter from SPGG. It was a letter inviting me and my partner for a buffet dinner on 18th September. I didnt know as a member, they also arrange this type of activites. Sad to say, i got no partner, so most likely i will be going with my dad. *Maybe i shuld wear a skirt, so the others can tell that we are a couple* :P

Ciao~

2009-08-25T10:18:00.000+08:00

Rayner is planning when to get his final hair cut before being Botak and also where to have his 20th Birthday celebrated.

Hmmm, my mum is considering booking a chalet and having BBQ. My dad suggested eating at a resturant before heading to K-Box for Karoke Session. However, i am still unsure. I on the other hand is thinking of inviting friends and family members to my house and request for catering service. It's still quite some time away so i still can make my final decision a bit later.

Till now, i only heard from my ex-classmate, Chia Khang Lip that he is going to Tekong the same day as me. Im just hoping i could be the same plantoon as him. At least got a partner so life wont be that miserable.

This week's Timetable
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Off (Celebrate Yawen's Birthday)

Sunday - Work

My supervisor has look through the list of people whom i have suggested for the hiring of new part timer thingy. And Shi Tan, was selected. He will be starting work next friday. I am just hoping he do well or fingers will be pointing at me. :X

2009-08-18T08:35:00.002+08:00

Finding New Part-Timer to replace the Indespensible ME :D JKJK

Strangely, my departure from converse soon due to National Service, has worried both my supervisor and full timer and now they have been scratching their head, looking for 2 new part timer(s) instead of one.

Here are the conditions
- Guy, srry No Ah-Gua & Gays allowed
- Chinese
- Honest
- Obedient
- ~~Handsome~~
- Hardworking
- At least 16 years old
- Can work Weekends & Public Holiday
- Can work 3 years at least
- Poly Student Preferred
- Polite
- Not Attitude-ted
- Courteous
- Know how to promote product and push sales
- Willing to meet and interact with differnt type of customer

Ive actually recommended some candidates whom i feel fits the bill.. But at the end of the day, the decision is still decided by the boss..

Anyway this is my this week timetable
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Off (Celebrate My Grandma's 73rd Birthday) :P

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

2009-08-10T09:14:00.002+08:00

Started off my EPL betting in Spectacular Fassion!

First i buy $30, then i buy another $50, And i think think awhile another $50.. $130!!

I buy a total of $130 on Draw game for Chelsea vs Manchester United on the Commnuity Shield! Odds $1 pay $3 and it ended 2-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really have to thank mr Wayne Rooney for netting the last mintue Equaliser!! YEA BABY!! :P

$260 Net Profit.. Lets Wait for next week.. More games WATAKUA!

Rayner's Working Timetable
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Off

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Speaking of work, i finally found my first buyer of SCV.. Teehee! And its my supervisor.. Wakahaha~ Had inform Andrew to help me head down to Tiong Bahru to set up at his house.. Thanks alot ar~~

o.O and happy Belated National Day to all! At 8.22pm yesterday, when i was working, i didnt see anyone standing still and saying the pledge.. :( How Sad :X

2009-08-04T23:03:00.002+08:00

Barclays Premier League Coming Soon.. 5 more Days XD

I cant wait to lay my itchy fingers on those betting slips again! Manchester United vs Chelsea in the Community Shield ONCE AGAIN! Im going all out for Chelsea to Kill the Devil or rather SINK them as they do not have their valuable CR 7 le!

Anderson to take free kick? wat a joke.. LOLX

Good thing is SPGG provide a Pub to watch the soccer game live so i no longer have to watch with those lao ah pek at the coffee shop.. They can be noisy at times :O

Anyway this week is everyday Work
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

With 30k already earn to cover most of my university fee, im aiming 33k before i leave my beloved Converse! :D

2009-07-31T09:40:00.003+08:00

My Family's different interest and different job..

I was eating late dinner last night when i started to chat with my mum who was busy washing the dishes.. We started on a topic that we rarely talk about..

Abmition? Occupation? Today, my mum was a NTU lecturer, living with my dad a morning shift Taxi driver, my sister a part time tution teacher and i heard she is currently organising F1 for one company.. As for me, my interest is more to sales line and promoting..

And as we keep talking, my mum let out a secret which she dun want me to really expose out.. Her Bonus for this month was 5 Figures :X Something which i have to salute and clap for.. Everyday working on a 9-5 time slot, and something which she normally do and me have interest in, walking around in the exam hall to prevent people from cheating :D

My dad on the other hand used to like telling me his job have no stress, no boss to keep nagging.. Driving in his comfy car, just need to wait for passenger to wave their hand and VROOOM. Stop beside them, wait for them to enter and say: "Uncle ar, can u take me to Changi Airport??" To prevent customer complaint on the wrong road to go, he have to reply her: "Aunty, u want go by PIE, AYE, ECP, CTE or SLE?" HAHA, some strange customer will wan to take the longest road since their company will be paying for his trip which mean easy money earn :D

Now to my sister, a always jumping from job to job lady is what she is.. But maybe she got affected by abit of my mum's interest and went in the same direction of teaching.. Tution teacher?? LOL, as a brother, she rarely talk to me and i never get taught by her.. I know that she is a bit impatience at time.. Hmmm, maybe if the student she teach do not follow her instruction, she will take out the CANE and *AH-CHA!* the student butt crack "expanded" :P

Finally to me, started off working as taking charge of a gym and billard room, i moved on to selling door to door ice cream, and then to my long last converse job, before trying out flyer job and surveyor job.. But currenly, im working for Converse and Everlast.. 2 Solid brand that made me earn the amount that i need to cover my University Fee.. I was arguing with my mum that i earned around 30k just by working with Converse, she at first deny and say its impossible but after taking out my bank book, its more than that! LOLX :X Opps, but this is hard earn money. University fee is going to be expensive and i hope i am able to pay the debt on my own. :D

4 differnt ppl, 4 differnt job, living under one roof.. XD

2009-07-24T22:08:00.002+08:00

:O! and finally i found another Job.. Not that Converse sack me or wat.. But i feel i want to gain MORE experience.. and of course more $$$ *KA-CHING*

Wat job did this converse freak found this time?

Its a job where there is also a star found on the logo.. STARHUB! LOLX!

Its time to sell Cable Vision to the Million and Million of Singaporeans out there.. I think this is a great chance since the Barclays Premier League is back!~!~

Ive got to thank My own ex-classmate cum FYP team-mate for introducing me to join though.. and also for his patience in teaching me wat promotion Starhub is currenlty having.. Wat Add-On and the 3 Basic dunno wat shit.. LOL.. Thanks alot Andrew :)

Now a basic salary job and a commission job.. lets see which job turn out to be more income for me :D

2009-07-13T22:06:00.004+08:00

Yesh, ITS MONDAY! 3S1J!

Same as usual, enjoyed my swimming, spa, suana and oso a super long bath @ SPGG after a long day work.. After that its time to FA CHAI! BUT this time my luck isnt that good..

S.O.P (Standard Operation Procedure), change $20 coins for 20 $1 coins and its that SAME AUNTY who change for me Last Week! This time the "Big Ben" machine who won for me $20 with just 2 clicks was taken..

Therefore, i tired another machine, The "Moneky GOD" jackpot machine and seriously it SUX big time.. It took me 5 min to lose all the $20 and i have to look for that aunty to exchange another $20, hoping to recoup my loss.. Then i change machine..

This time i played the "Little Mermaid" machine.. There was a guy who played earlier and won quite abit so i inserted my remaining coins and bet.. I wasnt off to a good start, making my loss to more than $30.. nearing $40 :l

Then the miracle moment finally come when 2 picture of Littlemermaid come out and the music play again~~~~ THE MELODY dam shiok la, and i won back $30 instantly.. LOLX!

Then my dad started counting and AI YAH.. Only $37, we still lose $3.. NA B*I, so we carried on.. LOL, then again some back luck and 1 more picture of Littlemermaid from nowhere come out again and YESH LA! this time win $15, better than nothing.. We count and we finally make a profit of $4.. Then my dad suggested playing finish the $4 and yup we lose it and left XD

Its really a close shave.. But still GOD OF GAMBLING, RAYNER still leave the Jackpot room with a SMILE :) Hehe..

As for this week's Timetable
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - OFF

Thursday - OFF

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

2009-07-06T22:42:00.006+08:00

Its not just 3S, instead its 3S and 1J XD

After work today, went to SPGG with dad and mum for Swimming, Spa, Suana, AND JACKPOT!!! WAkhahaha, addicted to gambling :O I dun really know much about Jackpot machine.. But with the help of my dad on which button to push, i roughly get the idea..

The Joyful thing is, my mum didnt want us to play long, therefore we just set a limit of $20.. If we lose it, we will go.. And this is what happen..

I exchange $20 for 20 $1 coins.. Sat on one of the machine.. Insert $1 into it and then hearing my dad say press the BET 5, i just hit on the button.. The next thing is.. The Jackpot machines' screen image started rolling and it so happen to like strike 3 of a same type and i enter a bonus round.. then my dad tell me press the "bonus" button and i did as told, then the jackpot screen image started rolling again AND *TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING* sound could be heard 10 times and WTF! my dad said we won $22 liao! LOLX!!! I WAS WTH!! we just enter for less than 3 min and we won $21 after deducting the $1 i place inside.. Then we decided to go le.. AHAHHAHA, Super Funny la.. Come to SPGG, not onli can i exercise, relax, i can also make $$ easily.. I press the "Take Winning" button and 22 $1 came out of the machine..

HAHA, 2 clicks and i won $21, wah BETTER THAN Working Converse *Maybe i shuld change occupation* XD So we left for granny house to collect our dinner, and my mum was also abit shock that we played for so short.. we barely enter the jackpot room for 5 min..Especially the aunty who excahnge the $20 for me, she think i CRAZY.. Exchange coins awhile then ZAO liao.. LOLX! (Clever gambler will leave when they are winning) :D

Now im so looking forward to next monday.. KHEKHEKHE~~

2009-07-05T11:02:00.002+08:00

Its Gonna Be Monday Soon.. XD Meaning Its time for SSS (Swimming, Spa and Suana!) Shiok ar, i cant wait..

Last night, accompany my dad and grandparents for a game of Mahjong.. And the bad news is, i onli manage to game TWICE during the whole game.. However the good news is, I still won $5.60 instead of Losing XD

Why? Thanks to one lucky round, i manage to game with 4 animals, 2 of my flowers and ZI MUO! Making it a total winning $21.60 simply for just that round.. You Can imagine how i lose my other $16 throughout the game. My hand simply sux XD Poor Luck.

Next week, will have a Date with my supervisor to watch TRANSFORMERS! it showed 5 stars on TV but 1 star in the newspaper as stated by some readers.. I guess its for me to rate my ownself after watching it.. All i know the show is 2 Hours+ ! Dam Long sio, dunno i can tahan that long of not having to go toilet.. :l

This is my next week Time Table (6th July - 12t July)
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - OFF

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

I LOVE TO ~~Move~~ WORK IT, ~~Move~~ WORK IT, WORK IT!!!

2009-06-29T09:05:00.005+08:00

H1N1 getting serious~ Even TEKONG oso Kana? :O

Yup, its close to 500 cases and maybe i am praying my NS will be delayed due to this infectious disease.. Last week was also a Tragedy for the King of POP who died at the age of 50! Michael Jackson, Rest in Pease (1958 - 2009) :(

This is my Working schedule for the week 30th June - 5th July
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

I was listening to the muttons again and this was another joke which i like:

A lady was packing the master bed when she found a mystery box belonging to her husband hidden under it.. She opened it and found 3 eggs and $10,000.. When her husband came back from work, she asked him: "Honey, why is there a mystery box containing 3 eggs and $10,000 hidden under the bed"

The husband replied: "Well you see, everytime i do something bad behind your back, i would not dare to tell you.. So i decided, everytime i do 1 bad deed, ill place 1 egg inside the box"

The lady was angry at first but thought to herself.. After 20 years being together, her husband only did 3 bad things behind her back and felt that it was not really that bad.. Later she asked, what about the $10,000?

Her husband told her: "Err, evertime i got a dozen eggs, i sold them for cash!"

LOLXXXXXXXX TICKLE MY MUTTONNNNNNNNNNNN...

2009-06-22T21:58:00.004+08:00

Happy Last Week of HolidayS! XD

Today have to be one of the best day i have spending with my parents.. After work at 7pm, i invited them to SPGG along with my grandparents.. What we do? I and my dad went swimming (the last time i swim was 3-4 years back) and then go for Spa.. Actually there is also Suana but we didnt dare go in.. Firstly cos too misty and HOT, secondly, there is a hairy blacky inside using so im just worried he may turn into a wild beast.. XP

As for my mum, she just enjoyed her 2 hours there having Spa.. Haha, must be shiok ar.. After her stressful day at work and all the house work shes been doing, finally a well deserved break *Courteousy of her son, WINK* :D

As for my grandparents, both of them headed to the Jackpot.. 1 won 1 lost, LOLX! and it obvious to tell the result from their looks.. After bathing, i went to look for them and at the same time took 2 slice of big cake which the jackpot provide!~! Tastes good though, and i even stole a tea bag home! LOLX! :X

Im planning to bring my parents to this enjoyable SPGG every monday to relax themselves.. Haha, applying as a singapore poly graduate member there seems like a unregretable decison.. XD

Well, this is my TimeTable for 22nd - 28th June
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Monday -Work

Tuesday - OFF

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Ciao~

2009-06-15T22:09:00.003+08:00

Rayner's TimeTable 15th June - 21st June
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - OFF

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Listen to TICKLE MY MUTTON JOKE again.. and i laugh till Tummy-ache..

2 Hunter were in the jungle and 1 of them decide to shit.. He spotted a big tree and decide to hide behind it to settle his business.. Since there isnt any toilet paper, his partner suggested to him to use a DOLLAR..

After a few min, the hunter came back from his shitting and there is shit all over his hand.. His partner ask: "What happen?? Didnt i tell you to use a Dollar?"

He replied.. "Have you tried using Two 50 cents Coin to rub your butt?"

LOLXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!

2009-06-11T11:17:00.003+08:00

Rayner's TimeTable 8th June - 14th June
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Monday - Work

Tuesady - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Back to the daily life i live, working and working.. and i seem to love it! *yawn*

2009-06-04T15:01:00.006+08:00

Too Many Taiwan Picture Taken and im so LAZY to upload..

Anyway, this week Timetable i forgotten to update 1st June - 7th June
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - OFF

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

The one thing that really made me piss off was on Monday.. Someone actually shoplift a Converse Basketball pants and i did not notice it! Wah, Really is Top Class, and ill never forget his Thumbs Up Move! First he take 2 new shirts from the rack, then cover the hanger along with the basketball pant and headed for the fitting room without informing me..

Then since i can only glance at him and wat he took inside, i spotted 2 shirts and not knowing there was an additional basketball pants which he took with him.. When he came out of the fitting room, he just toss the 2 shirt being crumpled back on the rack and left the shop quietly.. It was when i close the fitting room door and found out that there was a hanger inside that i know SOMETHING IS MISSING!!!!!!!

I wasnt angry becos they shoplift, but instead i was angry at myself for missing out on the chance of Nabbing them! This oppportunity doesn't come by often and i wasted it :( O well, guess i have to open my eyes bigger and be more alert then next time..

Below is my definition of Shoplift:

SHOPLIFT - An Action that last awhile, but once caught, You Future is GONE..! :X

2009-05-27T10:10:00.003+08:00

Im Back From Taiwan~

Ill Blog about my 7D6N in Taiwan when i got my Photograph inserted into my laptop..

Anyway, i still feel Singapore weather is much better compared there.. Cos when Taiwan turn cold, it really cold until 20 - 24 Degree and when it turn warm, the temperature may rise to 36 - 40 Degree.. :O

Now i am trying to adapt back to the life in Singapore :D

Yesterday's Singapore Poly Graduation Day was so so.. Luckily it RAIN-ED or else wearing the Graduation Suit with Long Sleeve shirt inside will melt me alive.. Did not manage to see all of my Classmate and lecturers :(

The Graduation event started with welcoming of important guest.. Follow by some Crap talking from the MC and Alumni.. then video viewing of the current students.. Then it was time to go on stage to receive our Empty "Red Stick".. Lucky after the 3 hours long wait, we are rewarded with REFRESHMENTS :D *i think that is the only program im waiting for* XD

I applied for the $10 SP Card to use their facility as well as the Guild House Membercard.. Probably, ill go back as an Alumni for Swimming, Bowling, Pool, Gym, Pulling of Jackpot and Watching of Soccer in their PUB.. My sister will sure love it there as well since they provide Karaoke too..

To sum things up, this is my TimeTable from 25th May - 31st May
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Monday - OFF

Tuesday - OFF

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

2009-05-18T09:06:00.003+08:00

Have Been busy getting ready my lauguage lately.. And here's my Working Schedule for this week:

Rayner's "SENG NANG" TimeTable 18th - 24th May
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - OFF

Wedensday - OFF

Thursday - OFF

Friday - OFF

Saturday - OFF

Sunday - OFF

Coming back on 25th of May which is a Monday and just nice.. 26th May is My graduation day..

Passport gotten ready.. Tml flight will be at 8a.m and i heard the plane back to Singapore will be very late.. I'll Miss Singapore and my computer and hopefully i wont kana the H1N1 Swine Flu aborad..

Ciao~! Take Care Friends & Families!

Many Love From RAYNER :D

2009-05-11T08:56:00.002+08:00

Slept Late to watch Harper's Island, Woke up Early to watch the Amazing Race!

Congratulations to the SIBLING LAWYERS, Tammy and Victor as they have won $1Million and the Amazing Race! :D Impressive.. :P

Anyway here is what Mr Workholic busy's Schedule before he enjoy a week at Taiwan
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - OFF

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

And i would also like to wish all Mothers, Grandmother who are mother of a mothers and female whom will yet to become Mothers, HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

I bought Bird Nest for my mum this year as i could not think of any other gifts.. Also got my grandma one more box since without her, there will not be my mum, and there will not be me :D HEHE XD

2009-05-06T13:17:00.004+08:00

All Good Things Come To An END~!~

My Target to work 31 days without an OFF Day Ended! 26 Days and i just miss by 5. :(
Really not used to it when i aint working and have to spend my whole day stoning at home.. *Yawn* Guess, ill be enjoying my time playing BattleBall then..

Yup, Its true that Manchester United will be heading to Rome to defend their Champion Leauge Title which no team ever could in the history.. But I trust Chelsea to Stop Them.. and if Chelsea make it to the Final Tonight.. ITS GAME ON, MR DEREK! i want my $5 back which i lost to you last year!.. Same Competition, Same Stadium, Same Team, But the only difference is now My Chelsea got a Better Coach.. GUUS HINDICK SIO! :D

Back to my Discovery, here is what ive notice about Daily life again.. If you happen to order "Mix Vegetable Rice" next time, whether its in School or Food Court, you may encounter this: Normally people will order 3 dishes with the rice.. and i so happen to find out the person who serve you will tend to give lesser on the 2nd dish you choose as compared to the first and third.. It may not be true all the time but i always witness it~!~ Don't believe, try noticing it next time..
Therefore lesson learned: Pick Vegetable as your 2nd dish unless you aint a Healthy person :D

2009-05-04T21:58:00.005+08:00

I heard this Joke from TICKLE MY MUTTONS and its super funny so i want to share it with everyone:

AH HUAT wants to be a Policeman..
One day, he went for an interview at the Police station..

Police Officer: Ill ask you 3 questions for this interview.. number one, what is 1 and 1..

Ah Huat replied: Eleven..

The Police officer thought for awhile and think.. Hmmm, the answer isnt really wrong, so he decided to ask him the second question..

Police Officer: Name me 2 days in a week that start with "T"

Ah Huat replied: Today and TML (LOL!)

The police office thought for awhile again and find the answer logical too.. So he decided to ask Ah Huat his final question..

Police Officer: Who killed Humpty Dumpty??

Ah Huat thought for a while but after a few min, he still could not come out with the answer.. The police officer saw him thinking so hard and decided to let him go home and look for the answer..

Immediately, Ah Huat left the police station and meet up with his friend who is waiting for him in the park..

Friends: So Ah Huat, how was the interview???

Ah Huat: Very Good, in fact they give me a Murder Case to solve on the first day on my Job!

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-04T09:02:00.005+08:00

Rayner's Time Table 4th May - 10th May
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - OFF

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Im still standing by on Tuesday to see if Joel need ppl on Wednesday.. 31! 31! 31! im Nearly there.. :X

Anyway, i still have to hop back to SP one day to buy my Graduation Tie.. Kinda waste money though since its just used one time.. Maybe at the same time i got Reckee and see wat else has change in the school.. ive heard that there is a new SUBWAY.. "Eat Fresh" XD

2009-04-29T09:24:00.003+08:00

Swine Flu OUTBREAK is here.. A Repeat of SARS??

It all so happen so conincidentally.. Full Timer went overseas, and Supervisor is SICK! and his sickness was Cough, High Fever and Running nose.. Its all the symtoms of the Swine Flu outbreak.. However, due to shortage of manpower at the shop, he came to accompany me to pack the Repeat stock which was Alot..

The Bad news was, i feel my throat getting itchy :( Not sure isit becos he passed his sickness to me.. I dun want Kana Swine Flu.. :l

Yesterday, Francis, Casey and that Korean, Andy made their way down to our outlet to do some changes to the shop.. Francis want us to UPGRADE the shop to make it look more CLASS.. One of them was to throw away all the Plastic Bags wrapping the White apparels.. We feel white shirts need to be placed in the bags to prevent it becoming yellowish or dirty, but like he said.. "Look More Class".

Job is getting kinda sian as customers becoming thrifty on the way they spend their money.. So Sales was going down and time fly slowly.. Ive decided to Play computer Games while working.. :O Though its the simple games like Mine Sweeper, Solitaire, Freecell and Hearts, at least its still very the FUN.. XD Hehe!

2009-04-27T08:51:00.003+08:00

Rayner's Chaotic Time-Table 27th April - 3rd May
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

This week is the PSYCHO week! I'm covering my ON LEAVE Full Timer Shift with a SMILE XD After this week, its 24 days straight and i need another 7 more days to hit 31 DAYS! Pls, dun let me OFF!! HEHE..

Woke up early to watch the Amazing Race (This episode showed me why learning swimming is Important, and if you are not equip with that skill, You are OUT!).. Saturday's night Chucky was not as scary as i thought it should be.. Maybe because of Chucky's Son, Glenn, who was part of the show and dislike violence
and Sunday's Harbor's island only have 1 person dead.. I wish to see more KILLING! RAWR~~!!

19th May and im Off to Taiwan..

2009-04-25T11:33:00.005+08:00

~~Finally~~ Unfortunately, ive gotten My Enlistment Letter.. From NS!

The Date to go in will be 7th of October.. So Glad that it is after my birthday.. At least, i get to celebrate PEACEFULLY before being send to 2 life Imprisonment XD

5 months left, and i better be enjoying them.. I guess i will also start consider when to file in my Resignation Form to my Converse Boss.. Its A great pleasure working for him and Joel as well.. :) Probably, i will end my last day on Children's day - 1st October which i know it will be a busy day.. Hmmm..

Anyway, Tonight got Horror Film, SEED OF CHUCKY.. 10.30pm MUST WATCH!!

End of Today will Mark my 16 Straight Working Day as i close in on 31!!

2009-04-24T09:58:00.005+08:00

Yesterday will have to be the SHAG-Gest (if there's such a word) Shift ive ever work.. It was actually my Off Day till Joel last minute could not find ppl to cover for her full timer who need to take "Urgent Leave".. Who is there again? Of Course ME LA! LOLX!

The working hour is Madness! I work from 10.30AM to 10PM! Though there is 1 hour Break, standing and serving for 10 and a Half hour really make my feet numb.. Thanks to their tight security.. :X

Now, Im really on a Roll..My Last Off Day was 8th of April and after today.. I Have Work 15 Days Straight.. With my Full timer going to Korea next week, ill have to cover all her Shift! CheyBA! $_$

And 1 Last thing, ill want to Congrats Mr Johan on passing his TP! Now the road is less safer.. Haha, Jkjk :D Cheers~

Does anyone work 31 days straight without an OFF day?? Well if there isn,t ill be the first to break that Record XD

2009-04-21T09:16:00.004+08:00

Rayner's TimeTable 20th April - 26th April
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Lately, my mum went to the Harvey Norman Warehouse Sales.. And bought a New Coloured Printer and a GPS! THe GPS is super the good nia.. Now i wont lost my way around Singapore when driving on the road.. It can really lead me from the point i am to my destination by simply keying in the address.. XD

2009-04-16T10:30:00.005+08:00

My Words could make a Difference!!

Working at Orchard Yesterday was a Disaster.. I reached there at 12.30pm and meet up with New staff i never work before.. Firstly is a Everlast Staff named Ming Ming, and another Kappa Staff named Elinne.. As for me, i take charge of Converse for the Absent Full timer, Elaine..

Its was then i know that.. O.o this place is 3 Brands Combined together and i need to help serve the other brand.. Thanks to Ming Ming for guiding me on where the stocks are, i became familiar with most Everlast Stocks and where the location of the new stocks for Converse are placed..

The Bad News came when Ming Ming tell me that The CEO of Converse, Gary Gan, Head of Converse Deparmental Stall, Cristopher Ang, and Head of Everlast, Theresa.. All 3 are coming down later to discuss on a changing of the location in the deparment stall.. And it was like only my first day there.. =.=''

At 3.50pm, Gary really come sio! and inspect here, inspect there, i just stood at the celling floor, folding clothes, pretending to be hardworking. And then he walk to me and ask..

Gary: "You are Part Timer Right?"

Rayner: "Yea"

Gary: "This Shirt isit Sellable?" *point to a Ladies Apparels*

Rayner: "Not really cos the round neck too exposing liao and i feel customer feel the cutting too big" (Thats how i answer him with the knowledge i got from working in Boutique)

Gary: "How about this Man Shirt and Their Polo?"

Rayner: "Its good, many people buy.." (I said that cos i dun want to add salt to the wound as ive already condemed their ladies shirt, or else i scared he will say "You everything also no good, Tml No need come liao!" LOLX THEN I DIE!!! But seriously, the Polo is so-so only..)

Imeediaterly after that, he made a phone call to the Korean Retail Manager, Andy and tell him about the situation and also see if possible improvement could be made..

After that, i crawl further and furter away from him to prevent further questioning..
At 5pm, its my Lunch cum Dinner Break.. Lucky there have staff canteen.. I Ordered Mix Vegetable Rice, Quite worth it since its cheap and the quantity is alot.

When i came back from Break, there was a new Part timer whom i was told will join me till night as Ming Ming got to go back to Malaysia.. His name is Lim Jun Jie and he super hilarious lo.. Abit Ah-Beng type of look, but this is how he intro to me himself..

My Name is Jun Jie, Some ppl who dunno how to read my name call me "June Ji", ppl who find me handsome call me Lin Jun Jie =.='' but in short, u can call me JJ! DIAO! LOLX.. Basket sei.. he still say he got hotline number and stuff.. The times flies super fast la.. and with Eilnne playing along, our working hour soon ended in a flash..

JJ allowed me to go off early and he crap by saying this YOU YUAN ZAI JIAN before i left.. Thanks ar.. XD

Then head home to watch Red Thread and seems like the story getting alitte more interesting.. 38 Episode more to go..

Ciao~

2009-04-15T08:55:00.004+08:00

Yesterday's Tuesday Show..

The Red Thread, Kinda Boring Zzzzzz..
It show Adrian Pang being a Blind person helping a bankrupt person and another person named Kong, who was the one who make the bankrup person, Bankrupt.. The story very confusing la.. got to keep watching to understand the characters better.. and i just realise its showing on 3 days.. Wednesday and Thursday as well. Jia Lat!

As for Fighter Spider.. Super Hilarious!
Lol, talking about 3 friends, grew up in the village.. Peter (Ang moh), Charlie (Fatty, but dam CUTE la!) and Soon Lee(Team leader among the 3).. They love to catch Spider and fighting fish and VS with other ppl.. Then the show includes an AH BENG named Ah Huat, who go around bullying Soon Lee and company.. The Strange thing is Ah Huat is Charlie cousin.. =.=''

Then when working yesterday, i was in the toilet Shitting until Joel tell me to work for him on Wednesday which is today.. Meaning the whole of this week, have to wear my stinky Uniform.. :O

Tml watching Edison Chan (CHENG GUAN XI) Movie.. The SNIPPER! *BANG BANG* XD

1 More month and im off to Taiwan.. Cant wait~~ Yippe! XP

2009-04-13T09:42:00.005+08:00

Rayner's Chaotic Time Table 13th April - 19th April
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work, Night time Celebrate Daddy's Birthday XD *CANT WAIT*

Sunday - Work

And this are a list of TV Shows i need to Record and watch:

Monday: Amazing Race (Channel 5, 8.30pm - 9.30pm)

Tueday: Fighting Spider (Channel 5, 8.00pm-8.30pm), Red Thread (Channel 5, 8.30pm - 9.00pm)

Thursday: Don't Forget the Lyrics (Channel 5, 8.00pm - 9.00pm)

Sunday: Harbour's Island (Channel 5, 10.30pm - 11.30pm)

2009-04-09T11:34:00.009+08:00

Lets start off with Tuesday..

Alittle Support & Help from Ryan, i finally got a chance to DJ again.. on a new website www.habboemotion.com Ever since habbolitez close down, i didnt thought of wanting to help other site, but seems like i have been reunited with some old buddy like Ryan, Kenneth, Akaix and Jubic and also meet new friend like Elvis..

Then i tried playing some music on air and at the same time do alittle bit of tuning to ensure the volume isnt too loud or soft when heard online.. And seriously, im not that experince as i was a few month back when Litez was still functioning.. ive became not quite used to clicking and having Stereo Mix at the same time whereby i can talk with background music..

Anyway i still want to Thank Ryan for letting me skip pass the interview stage and even promoted me to a "Regular" DJ.. Hahax, Thanks :)

Wednesday, I tried Hosting a competition for the first time thru Radio and giving out prizes.. It was not that successful as the question i ask was quite simple and the answers that i get back were ~~SHIT~~ Negative.. However, i still got a winner eventually and it was another staff working for HabboEmotion as Well =.=''

Then in the evening, head down to Cineleisure to watch Shijuku Incident for the second time.. LOLX, and i was actually Sleeping for some part of the movie becuase i watch it a few days back with my family.. When come to the Chopping of Hand part, i close my eyes and count to myself.. 1, 2, 3 and the whole theatre people started screaming ARGHHHHHHHHHH and i said to myself BINGO! with my eyes wide open.. HAHA!

As for today, Thursday, im going to go back to my daily life of working again.. I have been waiting for today as i will get the chance to serve Malay Customer Using Malay.. XD

Aku Suka Makan Babi Pasal Babi Sedap :P

Ciao~~

2009-04-07T11:04:00.005+08:00

Learning is Never Ending!~!

In order to upgrade myself, especially since i work in a sales line.. I, Rayner Koh have decided to learn MALAY.. For the past 3 years at Converse, the one difficulty i meet is to interact with customer who only speak Malay and no other language.. and the only thing i can do to ease the situation will be to make use of a calcualtor when they ask for the price.. And to use hand gesture if i think they want bigger size of a particular shirt.. This problem will be solved!

~~I want to Thank~~ Saya Nak Terima Kasih Cikgu Sofia, Cikgu Vanney dan Cikgu Faiz.. in helping me with my MAlAY :D

XIE XIE NI MEN!

This thursday when i meet with Malay customer, i want to try using Malay in assisting them.. Hopefully, it wont screw up..
This are a few sentence which im sure ill use:
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When Serving:

Boleh Saya Tolong?
Saiz ini ok?
Yang ini macam mana?
Warna Apa Kau Sika?
Awak Nak Cuba? follow by, Duduklah Di Sini *Point at Chair*
Ini Benda Baru
Beg ini Ada Empat Warna Lain
~~Aku Cinta Kau~~

Then during Payment:

Jumlah *point at the cashier screen flashing the total amount*
If they ask: "Ini Ada diskaun?"
Ill reply: "Tak Ada Diskaun" or if they are member :"Lima Belas Percent"

Before they leave:

Terima Kasih
Jumpa Lagi!! (I seems to love saying this 2 words)

*Maybe i shuld have a Malay Name as well* LOLX! XD

2009-04-06T09:28:00.006+08:00

Rayner's TimeTable For 6th April - 12th April
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - OFF

Wednesday - OFF

Thursday - Work

Friday - Work (Good Friday, will be super Busy :X)

Sarturday - Work

Sunday - Work

And Just A Joke which i heard from my Dad..

Handsome Guy & Pretty Girl = "Perfect"
Handsome Guy & Ugly Girl = "True Love" (Becos the guy really love the girl)
Ugly Guy & Pretty Girl = "Sweet Talk" (Becos the guy know how to talk nicely to the girl)

Then wat do you call Ugly Guy & Ugly Girl = "?"

LOLX, answer = "NO CHOICE" FUCK SIA XD

2009-04-05T10:20:00.009+08:00

Its Sunday! Yikes, So Very the Fast and it will be Another Brand New WEEK!

Okiedokie, Friday i watch 2 Movies.. Firstly is an Outdated Horror Film Silent Hill.. I felt the movie is a little Boring and Lame.. Not really as scary as i expected though..

Then at night, went to watch the Shinjuku Incident.. Its really a movie that needs to be rated NC16! Bloody the violent sia.. 2 Hands Being Chop Off but this show got no ending la.. Jackie Chan ownself die on his way to saving his ex gf and the show just ended like that =.=''

As for yesterday and today, i will just be spending the whole day at the shop..

I've become more observant in my daily life and would like to share with the rest to see if they feel the same way as i do XD

For a start, i would like to begin on the escalator.. Ive always notice Couple tend to do this: If the escalator is travelling upwards, girls will normally stand on the higher stair and hug the guy who is standing one step lower.. And Vice Versa, if the escalator is travelling downwards, guy will be the one standing on the bottom stair and hug the girl standing one step higher..

The next thing i notice on the escalator is: 60% - 70% of the Ladies always like to use their hand to swing their hair as if they are filming a shampoo advertisement.. Of course, i will be dam irritated if their dandruff fly into my EYES! GRHHHH. >:(

Dun beleive? Or maybe you are already one of those addicted to doing such stuff?? Hehe, next time when you are on the escalator, watch out for this "funny" actions that Singaporeans love to do.. LOLX!

2009-04-03T09:18:00.003+08:00

Finally a Well Earn Break.. Today is OFF DAY!! Hehe..

But im not going waste it by staying at home Stoning.. My Dad decided to watch the same Jackie Chan Movie which my supervisor will be dating me out to watch next week..
Seems like i am someone good to accompany with when watching Movie XD *winks*

Yesterday when i was on my way home from work.. I saw my long lost Xiao Mei Mei SERENE KOH! on the bus Lolx, but did not chat with her as i found a seat and was super the Shag.. Pai Sei ar.. XD

O and i was fliping the newspaper.. i read about this Chee Bai Monk.. Go cheat ppl money during charity.. He was Already Sue for 4 charges and there is 6 more to come.. Im sure he is going to spend the next half of his life behind bars.. Serve you right la.. LAO BAI XING $$ also want to Scam.. Noob Sia!! XD

Okie thats all for today.. I Go Battle Ball Liao..

2009-04-02T09:16:00.004+08:00

No Message from Joel and was planning to slack at home for the whole of today.. BUT i receive another SMS from my Supervisor saying that he is SICK! LOLX! so Coincidence.. Xl Means that i have to wear my Stinky Uniform for another day..

Recently Sales Start to increase.. Must be because of the Pay Day.. And i heard that election will be taking place this year.. There is still 2 Places in Singapore Not Under PAP.. Potong Pasir under CHIAM SEE TONG and Yishun also under Worker's Party..

Alamak, i still miss by 1 more year old before i can start voting in election.. Sounds Fun sei..

6 More Weeks to Taiwan~ im still waiting for the currency value to rise to over 22 before i start exchanging.. the current value is 21.85.. Patience is the Key XD

2009-04-01T16:42:00.002+08:00

Lets Sing: The All American Rejects - Gives You HELL!

I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get you far?
You never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?

And truth be told, I miss you
And truth be told, I'm lying

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
I hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself,
"Where did it all go wrong?"
But the list goes on and on (and on and on and on)
And truth be told, I miss you
And truth be told, I'm lying

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
(Hope it gives you hell)
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
(Hope it gives you hell)
When you hear this song and you sing along, well, you'll never tell
(Well you'll never tell)
And you're the fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives you hell
(It will give you hell)
When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell
(It will give you hell)
You can sing along I hope it puts you through hell

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!! XD

2009-03-31T12:41:00.004+08:00

Rayner 30th March - 5th April Time Table
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Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work

Friday - OFF

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

If Joel did message me to work Departmental Stall on Thursday and Friday, my Working days will be extended till 20 days!! Everyday wear the Converse Uniform, my Poor Mummy have to help me wash daily.. P.S :l

Heard from news that US there is spreading Computer Virus.. Jia Lat, i hope my McAfee is Strong enough to withstand such nusiance! My supervisor who love watching TV still tease me by saying: "Lucky only computer can tiok virus but Not TV!!" ARGHHHH.. LOLX, but is true la..

Next Wednesday I have a "Date" with my Supervisor LOL, who ask me out for a Movie..
It can jolly well be my official OFF DAY since 18th of March :O
i heard he wanted to watch a Jackie Chan show titled: "Shinjuku Incident".. This could oso be the last movie that Jackie Chan will be filming.. Too Old Liao.. Later Bone Break :X
Then maybe we will be heading for High Tea somewhere in Orchard..

2009-03-27T12:34:00.003+08:00

Receive a SMS in the Morning from Vanney saying she going to Bintan.. O.o Guess i will have to Battle-Balling Alone :(

Anyway, yesterday working with Kym was Fun.. We Talk About our Sales and which shoes she feel is good to sell.. She even recommend me food that are cheap and good around there.. Sad to say, she may be transfer out soon :l

Then at night, Daddy and Mumy came to pick me home.. They seems to be quarelling when i enter the car.. Hmmm, in this kind of circumstances, best is not to talk to them, or they will yell at u as well :X

Today will be another working day.. I remember classmate saying this to me "Rayner, you No Life Lei! Everyday Work" LOLX, somehow i think they are right :)

Lifeless ME :D But i still enjoy it :P

2009-03-25T09:15:00.003+08:00

Joel Really did SMS me yesterday Morning.. B-E-A-U-TI-FUL! Working 8 Days Straight has been extended to 15 Days! Untill Next Wednesday 1st of APRIL (APRIL FOOLS!) Hehe!

Got to be Heading to Town to work this Thursday :)

*KA-CHING* This month Pay Confirm Hit 4 Figures.. YEAH MAN!~!

Yesterday's Converse Meeting:
1) New Converse Retail Manager: A Korean Guy in his Late 20's named Andy ~~Lau~~
2) Discuss On The Best Core Colour Shoe Sold and Black is still the most Sellable
3) Ranking of the Boutinque and yesh, Queensway is still 1st, Tampines take 2nd and Bugis 3rd..
4) Heren Boutinque Shifing to ION and Suntec Moving to Parkway Parade
5) New Bags Coming next month with 15 different colours..
6) A Total of 120 New Pair of Shoes.. *FAINT*
7) More colours for Apparels as compared to just Black and White
8) Deciding on whether the Shoe Article 110170 should be Call back..

Next Month will be a Chaotic Month..
Full Timer go Australia (Got to Cover her Shift), Daddy's Birthday, SO MANY STOCK COMING!

2009-03-23T09:23:00.006+08:00

A-Nother Brand New Week.. Yippe :D

Rayner's Busy 23rd to 29th March TimeTable
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Monday - Work, Amazing Race (Channel 5, 8pm)

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work

Thursday - Work (Departmental Store), Don't Forget The Lyrices (Channel 5, 8pm)

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

2 New English Drama Series coming soon.. "Red Thread" and "Fighting Spiders" TV Recorder got to get working liao..

2009-03-21T09:40:00.005+08:00

Working days stretch to 8 days straight instead of 6.. Due to 2 Reasons:

1) Converse Retail Manager Got the Boot.. Then i guess it calls for a meeting which my supervisor have to go and which i have to replace his duty..

2) Part-timer got things to do so i need to cover her shift..

Nice, i dun really think i need a rest.. After all its my heart that is tired not my work :)

O.O and to all soccer fanatics, the Champions League Quarter Final Draw just came out..

1) Villareal vs Arsenal
---------------------------------|----> Winner 1 vs Winner 2
2) Manchester United vs Porto

3) Liverpool vs Chelsea
---------------------------------|-----> Winner 3 vs Winner 4
4) Barcelona vs Bayern Munich

Hehe, exciting fixture, especially the Reds vs the Blues~~ Must Watch, more importantly, MUST BET! XD

2009-03-19T10:20:00.004+08:00

LOLX, yesterday working at the departmental store was more of Standing and Browsing and Chatting with Staff Rather than working! I only manage to Sell 2 pair of Converse Shoe for the whole 9 hours there. Lucky got other departmental staff from other brands came to chit chat with Me.. One staff from dunno wat Captive Active brand and one aunty from another unknown brand.

I think the funniest moment will have to be the secutiry guard, standing at the main entrance of the buidling.. He also work the same working hour as me and my station so happen to be near the entrance too, and he really stand there like SIR STAMFORD RAFFLES! never MOVE one sia. Dunno is he human anot.. He is a Malay and he's hair alittle curly.. Too bad my handphone was ~~confiscated by~~ handed to the security guard to keep as their rules there super the strict ar =.= or else i could have taken a snap shot of him..

And same as usual, i keep going to the toilet to "Eat Snake".. LOL!! Then i notice sumthing.. It is always Ladies and Aunty that i see chit chatting at the water cooler station when i go to refill my bottle.. seldom see Guy staff.. Look like Guys are more Handworking *Ahem-Ahem* Or maybe becos there is more female staff XD

Contacted Joel to inform me if he need ppl for Tuesday and Wednesday since i will normally be free on this 2 days.. :D

2009-03-18T08:47:00.002+08:00

RESULTS is OUTTTTTTTTTTT!!! WAKHAHAHAHAH, ok everything goes the way i wish.. And in fact, im Really super the satisfied sei!! Could not hope for any result better than this :D Hope the rest of my class mate and friends do well too :)

Last night, got an sms from Joel, telling me to head down to work in Town tml, which is today.. Yippe, at least i wont be stoning at home.. It give me "Home-SicK".

Meaning, i will be working 6 days straight.. Phew~ Saturday night got to attend Ah Ma and Ah Gong 50 Years Anniversary Dinner.. Sounds Lame to Me, but Meaningful to Them.. Whatever it is, I still have to attend..

Cheers To My POLY RESULT!!!~~~ YAY!!! :D

2009-03-16T10:05:00.002+08:00

Have Been working the last 4 days and Sales alittle bad. Must be because of the IT Fair taking place at Suntec City..

Saturday and Sunday night have been spending time Battle Balling with Vanney and Friends :D Wah, somone become a Pro Liao Sei! Or Maybe My Skills Drop :X

In Less Than 50 hours, SP Results will be Officially release.. The result sure is important to me in my quest to enter ~~National Service~~ University. Hope i meet my target, or rather my mum's target :P Though i have already received a few sneaky leaking news from lecturers on how i fair for some subject, im still feeling alittle not so confident :l

Tonight will be Showing My FAVOURITE SHOW ON TV! THE AMAZING RACE and i never miss a single episope from series 1 till now.. SERIES 14! :P Hope the 2 Sibiling Lawyers WIN :D

Alrighty, going to be late for work.. Ciao~

2009-03-13T11:32:00.004+08:00

It may be an outdated game show but viewing back on how the game is played and the money you can win, i simply love this tv program :D WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE..

Below is 4 parts on how this Guy named John Carpenter won 1 MILLION DOLLAR by Answering 15 Questions ON HIS OWN! He did used 1 lifeline which is to call his dad on his final question but the reason for calling him is not to seek his help, but instead to inform him in advance that he will be winning 1 MILLION DOLLAR!
"Intelligent = $$$ RICH $$$" :)

If you have the time, spend 20 min watching how this SMART ALEX climb up the money tree and answer all the question correctly like as if he knows EVERYTHING :O

Part1:

Part2:

Part3:

Part4:
And apprarently, i can only get the URL of the video. So if u want to watch how this GENIUS answer the last question. Click on this link:

John Carpenter Final Question

2009-03-05T19:05:00.003+08:00

Last night temperature went up again and i was ordered by my mum to see the doctor :(

Luckily the clinic was nearby and i was the last 2nd patient.. Just a simple check up by the doctor, asking me to open my mouth and say UHHHHHH! then poke the ice cream stick above my tongue.. (Also dunno check wat thing) LOLX!, then he started to molest me by using his Stethoscope to hear my heart beat.. LOLX!! then ask me whether i want MC anot which i dun realy need since its School Holiday liao..

Then paid the bill of $5. Thanks to my mum for applying for the dunno what card from NTU, which makes all medical fee $5. Then head home, eat a piece of bread, swallow the tastless pills and off to bed.. Slept all the way till 9..

Met up with FYP group to do the editing of the FYP video.. And Howard yap told us a Happy news which not sure is true anot :X Only time will tell :l

We headed for lunch at Foodcourt 2 and was suprised to see Howard in his new car! VW sei.. At first his car was horning us and we just ignored till he horn again and we turn our head to see, LOLX and it was Howard nia! Haha.. He let us test the music in his car which was really cool. Car is quite spacious but its white so need to know how to take care. :o

Then went to NUS to take picture of a DBIT Gruduated student from SP. WOW, and this sentence is for Andrew: I say "She is FIT, Not "F_T", OK!" LOL, dun think too much: :)

Then head back home, and play computer till now.. LOLX, play and play and i forget about taking medicine. DAM IT! :l

2009-03-04T14:19:00.004+08:00

FEVERISH FEVER!

I did not have a good night sleep.. Woke up 5-6 times to head to the kitchen to get a drink.. Im feeling tired but i just could not sleep.. Then after Dad went to work, i crawl on to his Master Bed and shake my Mum, telling her to pass me the thermometer.. GOSH!, 38.4 Degree.. I haven feel so sick for such a long time.. Then im forced to swallow Panadol, hoping that the temperature will drop.. Afternoon, i was given porridge to eat which i normally eat when im sick.. :X then went back to bed..

Woke up to measure again and better improvement 37.9 degree.. Went to lie for another 2 hours and now is much energise 37.1 degree.. LOL! Like magic sia.. :D Now feeling much better but alittle Giddy la.. :(

Ill be just slacking at home today since Joel currently no need ppl to help out at Converse today. But i can consider myself lucky. I would not want to work when im sick.. Suppose my class mate who stayed at the chalet for the 2 night are on their journey home.. Hehe, Those staying in the west, you may consider contacting Mr Tai to give u a lift home as well :P LOLX!

2009-03-03T13:39:00.006+08:00

After much consideration, i decided to go for the chalet.. It took me 1 hour and 15 min to seat all the way from Joo Koon MRT station to Pasir Ris.. Lucky i manage to get a seat and slept throughout my journey..

Then met up with Guo Wei, Adeline, Afiq, Shalini and Lina at the bus stop where there is a shuttle bus to the chalet.. Sad to say, only 4 teacher came.. Adrian, Mr Tai, Alan Lek, and Abiguel.. And i was given a job to be the Camera Man for the day.. LOLXX! Not really like eating BBQ stuff so i just sat and chat with friends and lecturers. Hohoho, then Abiguel bought my favourite Cake (i think is also her favourite that is why she bought it) :D BENGAWAN SOLO CHOCOLATE CAKE! then we requested a girl swimming from the nearby pool to help us take a picture of our whole class.. Cut cake and after less than 2 hour there, is time to go home!..

Luckily some lecturers came by Car *smile* hehe, but best of all most of them stay in the west *smile happier* so we decided to ask if they could give us a lift back.. Lucky Mr Tai who stay at Jurong east, initiated to send us back :P (THANKS GOD I DUN HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER HOUR OF SEATING BACK TO THE WEST! MY BACKSIDE WILL MELT!) then we counted the number of people whom mr tai will send us back.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8 of us and mr tai say OK! how can a car possibly fit 8 ppl? Mr tai drove a bus? LOL, then when we walk to the car park then i realise O.O he drove a 7-seater Car.. $_$ SP LECTURER ARE RICHHHH LOLX!

He drop us at the JE MRT station then we all bid farewell.
Thanks alot ar MR TAI :D I have a great time there, and will really want to thank Abiguel for her CHOCOLATE CAKE, MR TAI for his ride and DOUGNUTS, Mr Adrian for him "lame" joke :P and Mr Alan.. Err For helping to BBQ! LOLX! And the class for hosting our class gathering for the last time :)

Then today morning, was slacking at home then decided to watch the Saturday's movie which i recorded "KISS OF THE DRAGON!" That movie change my thinking of Jackie Chan being the best Martial Arts person alive. There was JET LI, who can really fight like him as well. Nice show which show most of the time Jet Li running for his life. The ending was alittle meaningless though..

Exam results release on 18th of March! Better go temple pray! BAOYU WO CHENG JI LI XIANG!

2009-03-02T07:23:00.003+08:00

This are the activites for my first week of Holiday: (Seems easy to remember)

Monday - Work

Tuesday - Work

Wednesday - Work (Pending)

Thursday - Project

Friday - Work

Saturday - Work

Sunday - Work

Still considering if i should go for the class chalet tonight. Cos most of the school lecturers that are invited will be attending. Hmmmm...

2009-02-27T23:43:00.002+08:00

*BLOW* Hehe, i can see how dusty my blog really is.. The last time i blog was like 1 month back.. :D

Have been super busy studying for exam and preparing for presentation and now ITS FINALLY OVER!! Ive graduated from The Poly of my Country: "SINGAPORE POLY" :D

Its time to give myself and all my classmate a pat on their back for being able to survive this miserable 3 years in school.. Now im looking to recoup and build up my half depleted gold mine.. Its time to work and be as wealthy as a prudent man is required to be under the law before i serve the nation.. My Converse days are numbering :(

Anyway, there will be upcoming events such as Class Chalet from Monday to Wednesday but most probably i will only be going on the 2nd day :l

Thursday got to go back and edit FYP Video for the last time..

Will be travelling aboard to Taiwan for a vacation of about 8-10 days.. during the month of MAY..

Finally, awaits the 3 months suffering at TEKONG!

2009-01-23T20:53:00.006+08:00

Long time no update :D

Just came back from a very exhausting day in school.. Its NAPFA day! Went to school in the morning to get our projects completed.

5.30pm was the starting time of NAPFA! It will decide my faith on whether i have to enter ARMY 2 months earlier :X

I meet up with Tong Jin and Jerome earlier at the stadium to do our warm up.. Slowly, many other participants join in.. I promise to join my class mate to form the group of 10 people but in the end back out cos decided to go with my secondary school friends instead.. which consist of Me, Jin, Jerome, Meng Hung, Soon Bock, and other 5 unknown people..

1st it was Shuttle Run.. Manage to clinch an A with a timing of 9.19 seconds..

2nd was PULL UP! so fast sei.. and it my weakest among the 5 station.. Luckily the person in charge was lineant and i manage to do 7 Chin up with some of the pull up not done properly (My arm was not straight when i carry on the next one) and it was a C. Happy Like TOAD!

3rd was Long Jump.. The Mat was very very the slippery.. The first attempt, i slip and got a distance of 230cm, i decided to take my shoes off on the 2nd attempt and when i jump, the person in charge look at the mat and say i SIAO! becos i jump 248cm! Haha! and it was from a D to a B :D

4th Seat and Reach, another station which i havent practice at all.. But its super cheating la.. cos the seat and reach thing that we went to, do not have the belt to secure our legs and it can be like done with your knees bending.. However i got a B for it.. Pretty satisfied so far as My Gold target still survive!

5th Sit UP! Piece of cake la.. do 43 can get A liao but i KEH KIANG, go and do 49 :D Haha, meaning i currenlty have 2 B, 2 A and 1 C, Tong Jin was also awesome in his 5 station, Soon Bock done farily well but Jerome and Meng Hung decided to throw in the towel as they failed 1 of the 5 stations..

Now it was time for the 2.4KM RUN! My tactic was to run fast for the 1st round and the last round.. I got to the front of the pack before the whistle was blown..

*BEEP*! the "Amazing Race" started.. Haha, the funny thing was i was Sprinting all the way and i was 1st all the way for the 1st round.. 2nd round people started catching up espcially those from the Dragon Boat and Cross Country..

I was very worried with my timing cos i know i will need a timing of at least a 11.40min to get a C and when the 4th round was over, it was like 7.56min.. meaning i have about 3.44 min to run my last 2 round..

My 5th round was also very slow.. and by the time i finish it, the timing was 10.03 mins.. I begin to worry as i am very very exhausted and i onli have less than 2 mins to run my last round!

During the last round, i saw a guy, also from Boon Lay Secondary school during my batch and he was running as if he just started the race. I decide to chase behind him and used him as a guide.. He so called motivated me, and shock to believe, he was actually also running his last round.. I never give up and hang on till the part where we need to run in between 2 cone to signal its our last round.. And my timing is like 11.05MINS! WHAT THE F***!!! I run the last round like an olympic Sprinter :D

So glad la.. but is dam tiring as i know i have gone beyond my limit. Lucky my mum came and fetch me home as i am in a state of vomiting any moment.. Now is dam happy la. Not only did i get a Gold, i have earned myself a CRUMPLER POUCH! TEEHEE!

Okay now back to proper business.. I have already received my Bonus from my Converse Boss. He put the money inside the Red Packet, and when i open it, i first pull out a $50. Wakahahah but thats not in end! when i check properly there is another $50 inside as well $100 hard earn for helping hit his wanted target for Decemeber :P

Tml and sunday will be working, bettter sleep early to restore my energy! ADIOS!

2009-01-19T09:29:00.002+08:00

Sunday's SALES was to the EXTREME! Never had we ever got sales over the 12k mark before and now we have CHUANG XING GAO!

People are like Buying things as if they were free.. It used to be the case where me and the other part timer go and promote our product hoping they will buy. But now, its the complete opposite! They are actually bringing shoes/ bags/ shirts that they want and asking us to get them their sizes. Some friends or relatives that came along with them are the ones who will be our "promoter" saying things like: "This shoe is nice!" LOLX and so our job is lighter..

6 More Weeks to the End of POLY LIFE!
1 More Week to Chinese New Year :D

2009-01-10T09:31:00.002+08:00

Thursday i finally got the chance to return to where i first started..

Was Schooling and during the break, Christoper (Ex-Converse Boss) Rang me up and say he need people to help out at Bugis.. I didnt want to disspoint him this time as i have been rejecting most of his call asking me to work, so i agreed..

Reach there at 5pm sharp and so am i glad to see Kim (Full timer).. She became slimmer liao.. The first time i work for converse is at bugis and now the location has shifted.. Then we started chatting and neglecting the customers.. LOLX, we talk more about stocks.. I tried my best to recommend them shoes that are very sellable and which ones that are hopeless.. Some shirt and bags which i feel can be hot selling especially when Chineses New year is coming, i told them to stock up to ensure there will be enough for sale.. Haha, hopefully that will help..

Then at 8.30pm Kim decide to leave and let me manage the whole stall by myself. She Called Christopher and surprisingly, Christopher look highly of me and say i should be able to manage and know where all the stocks are kept by my own.. Haha, shortly after she left, my secondary school class mate came and it was so surprising that i saw him.. I was like just helping out 1 day here and though he always come and visit me at the shop i always work, it was so conicidence for us to meet here as well! Ng Yong Peng, are u spying on me? Hehe..

Friday is just going back to school to do WSNA project.. Speaking of which.. Singapore Poly Open House can be considered crowded, but im not sure if the crowd consist more of the secondary and ITE students or was it just our own students making it seems that there are so many ppl.. LOLX!

At night, i received the long awaited Converse Birthday Membercard.. 30% off, so those of you who want to buy any converse stuff from now till the end of January, sms and let me know cos i am able to give u this ones in a life time of 30% disc instead of the usual 15% but onli Cash acceptable No ~~Nets~~ or ~~Visa~~ for accouting purpose :)

As for today, im going to spend the whole day at the shop.. Customer, i am coming! :D

2009-01-05T20:53:00.003+08:00

Finally got the chance to drive on the road.. The family car which i drove TOYOTA vios was so different from the Honda car i drive at BBDC.. But it was fun la.. Even My Secondary school class mate Vanessa also pass her driving test yesterday.. Hehe Congrats ar :D

Todays school was bored.. Alan Lek follow by Yap's Lesson.. Have Been playing Counter strike during the whole of Yap's lesson and time really fly very the fast ar.. Today was oso a special day for me as i finally got a off day after working 24 days Straight.. I am now lying around on my bed and chatting with friends :)

Chinese New Year is coming soon and i so cant wait to get my hand on those Red Packets.. Pls ar Aunty and Uncle, i know now Recession, but pls dun be so stingy as to put $2 inside.. $4 will be nice :P LOLX!

2009-01-02T22:49:00.003+08:00

Im never going back to BBDC!! WOOHOO!~!~!~! The new driving licence, in the palms of my hands! :DDD

In the morning, went to bukit batok, hoping to pass my TP. Ive been so excited for the last couple of days that i even seat on my bed and hold my pillow as if it was the steering wheel..LOLx..

When i reach, it was 7.30, the warm up time.. I must count myself very lucky to get a big size male instructor (could not remember his name). He guide me on all the last minute things of what to do during the slope, what must remember to check when doing parking and traffic rules and stuff.. His help was totally helpful as i miss out a few after a week without touching the wheel.. Then i headed to a waiting room with quite a few people in it, and based on their looks, i think im the youngest among the rest.. *Seating with Lao Aunty and Lao Uncle* LOL..

Then slowly, different tester enter the room and shout out a name.. i was hoping for the malay instructor by the name of Zuk as i have 2 classmate who have passed their 1st attempt under him.. 2 people left the room after their name being called and then Zuk came in! And i was like Call: "Rayner! Rayner! Rayner!" and he shouted "Daniel Lee" =.='' Super Sian lo.. Then the 4th tester came in and shout "Rayner Koh" and omg, its a chinese Tester. Marty liao la.. But i did Greet him and wish him a happy new Year! LOLX! When i left the room, i saw Alvin Tan.. Standing outside the room.. He got tell me the other day he will be coming at this time to Update his PDL and i guess he came to support me as well.. He shuld have brought his "*POM POM* :D

Before i hop onto the car, I *sayang* to the car and whipser: "pls ar, help me out, dun play me out!" LOLX.. Then got on to the car, buckle my seat belt and im off... 1st S course, 2nd Vertical Parking, 3rd Slope, 4th Directional change, 5th Crank Course, 6th Parrarel Parking and thank god the tester did not test me on E-Break as i totally forget about it..

I was so so close to Immediate Failure when i was doing my Parrael parking.. Whil parking, another car was oso doing and our car front is like almost collide with each other.. I did check my surrouding before parking but the car which i dunno from where happen to oso do, but lucky i gave way or else confirm is IF (Immediate Failure)! I lost a total of 2 points in the circuit due to Jerky Gear..

Then it was off to the road.. Road i lost 4 points.. 2 points was due to Late breaking.. the stupid Traffic light play me out as it suddenly turn to amber when i was at high speed.. Another 2 points was my carelessness.. i was quite far away from a hump and i change down to gear 2 from gear 3 upon seeing it and was caught for inaapropriate gear.. Haha, then it was back to BBDC..

Back to the same waiting room. the tester took quite some time printing my result slip. He came in, he sat down, he talk some BULLSHIT and the sentence i always waited for him to say.. "Congratulation, you PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
WAHWHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to shake his hand and thank him but he super ACT DAO lo, he saw my hand but refuse to shake and left. Wah Tester need their Profession, i can understand :)

Alvin waited for me to get my driving licence applied then we left for school to do project.. I have to say passing this test is more of skills and not always on luck. If u are skillful enough, you will be able to over all sort of obstacles :X

This is best achivement of my 2009, and its only the 2nd days LOLX! hope for more miracle and success in the near future.. *BEEP BEEP* :P

2008-12-31T09:00:00.005+08:00

The car is ready, the tyres are pumped, the fuel is at its brim, the lights are flashing, my seat belt is buckled up, my steering wheel (Hopefully is not stolen).. 2More days, we will see if there will be an extra person available to drive on the road!! HEHE :D

Have been receiving lots of advice and tips from my classmates who have already got their driving licence.. A few of them said things like "Tiok Malay Tester is the best!", others say things like "Remember to tie seat belt and lock the door". Anyway, im quite confident, so hopefully everything goes smoothly as planned :)

And tml is NEW YEAR 2009.. How will you be celebrating your last second of 2008? me Probably sleeping~ :P HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL FOLKS !!! And according to interesting facts that i read from the newspaper, this year countdown is alittle special.. Special in the way that there will be an extra 1 second in between the last second of 2008 and the first second of 2009.. so the Count down will be something like this..

10..
9..
8..
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..

1.. AGAIN!

And HAPPY NEW YEAR, PULL YOUR EAR! :D

2008-12-27T00:07:00.004+08:00

HOHOHO, MERRY BELATED XMAS!

Have Been SO BUSY! at the shop.. The crowd buying xmas stuff is MADNESS! there are even customer who are willing to buy merely just socks adding up to more than $60! Yikes!

On Xmas eve, i celebrated My Cousin's Jedrek birthday at a Chinese cum Karaoke Restaurant. The food being served are like Wedding Dinner.. First cold plate, then Sharkfin... Deliecious and after that it was back to singing of song which i have completely no interest in.. After dinner, there was the Exhcanging of Present.. As it was early, my family decide to go Singapore Poly Giude House for some pulling of Jackpot and Bowling.. W00ts, its been quite some time since i last played bowling but i still got the SKILLS! P.S I HL!! LOLX!

Then it was Christmas Day and i cant be bother to wait till Boxing day to get my Present's Wrapper TORN apart.. Here are wat i received..

DADDY & MUMMY - ALARM CLOCK? (i always thought they are my alarm clock, why bother to get me one?)

Grandpa & Grandma - Reebok Shirt (will come in handy when i go for exercise)

Aunty Janet - Levis Shirt (Very much like the strip shirt, no need to buy CNY shirt!)

Aunty Evelyn - Wallet (I just got a new one last X'mas :l)

Uncle Yeo - Addidas Perfume (I think ill spray it in my mouth! :P)

I think the present i receive are Acceptable.. Now im looking forward to Chinese New year.. RED PACKET on my way...

On Christmas and Boxing day, i spent the whole day at the shop.. The only customer that is unforgettable is 1 mother bringing her 4 daughter and buying 7 shoes at one go which add up to nearly $450.. Woohoo! More Sales = More Revenue = More Bonus = MORE PAY! LOL, i think too much.. commissions are for full-timer only :P but even so, i just hope that decemeber accumulated sales will beat last year record as this is the last year i will be serving them and i want to strive for the BEST! Steping down soon.. :(

7 More days! May luck be with me :) O ya and oso to Alvin Tan who will be taking his on Monday :D

2008-12-16T10:49:00.000+08:00

My dad was packing up his old stuff, and i happen to come across this poem which he showed me and i find it super Hilarious!

Say already also don’t listen,
Listen already also don’t understand,
Don’t understand also don’t ask,
Ask already also don’t do,
Do already also do wrong,
Wrong already also don’t admit,
Admit already also don’t correct,
Correct already also not happy,
Not happy also don’t say.

2008-12-16T00:04:00.003+08:00

Look For More Troubles

Be thankful for the troubles of your job.
They provide about half your income.
Because if it were not for the things that go wrong,
The difficult people your have to deal with,
And the problems and unpleasantness of your working day.
Someone could be found to handle your job for half of what
You are being paid.

It take intelligence, resourcefulness, patience,
Tact and courage to meet the troubles of any job.
That is why you hold your present job.
And it may be the reason you aren't holding
Down an even bigger one.

If all of us would start to look for more troubles,
And learn to handle them cheerfully and with good judegement,
As opportunited rather than irritations,
We would find ourselves getting ahread at a surprisng rate.
For it is a fact that there are plenty of big jobs
For me and women who aren't afraid of the troubles connected
With them.

2008-12-14T10:17:00.005+08:00

Have Been Spending my Holiday "Wisely"

Hehe,Monday, Hari Raya Hadji.. I Spend the whole day working.. Sales Not up to standard..

Tuesday, went to school to do FYP project..

Wednesday back to school to do Math project..

Thursday, went to work again..

Friday, math project in school and then went to work again and again..

Saturday, went to work again, again and again..

Sunday, which is today.. i am also going work, but not so early.. as i have to attend a wedding lunch at orchard road.. heard it was a buffet.. (CHEAP-SKATE!*) LOLX, ai ya better than nothing..

O.o and for your info, Jurong Point has turned out to be the Largest Shopping centre in Singapore.. Have been to the entended part so Called JP2 with my dad and we are busy-ly going up and down the escalator grabbing FREE tissue paper.. Courteousy of QB House who are giving them out as a form of promotion..

Woohoo, shops like Adidas, Toast Box, New York New York, Starbucks, Dian Xiao Er and Everlast have all move in.. More Food to Feast which is cool! :D But keep in mind, the food may be delicious, but the price is even more DELICIOUR-ER(if there is such word) :l

2008-12-05T23:59:00.004+08:00

MST IS FINALLY OVER!

Alright, finally i have manage to survive another miserable Semester in Singapore Poly!

Today, Woke up early in the morning and started Playing Computer.. Have lots of fun playing Battleball and Snowstorm with Vanny.. who taught me ~~tricks~~ cheats on how to win in SS. Dam cool la, using the Chooser method.. Hehe, thanks ar! Then we got bored and decided to rang each other up thru SKYPE. Haha, we chatted and keep telling each other on the strategy that will be using during the game.. Met up with a new friend name Kun- (Joel).. So fast time flies and soon it was time to work~

Converse X'mas promotion started: Purchasing $60 nett in a single recepit and receive a Converse cash voucher worth $10!
As for VIP member, they can choose between 15% or Spending $50 nett in a single receipt and get the Converse cash voucher as well..

Yes, its Xmas.. But i have yet to see Kovan (The Converse Boutique Shop Decorator). He haven come to set up the shop for Christmas.. Wonder what will this year decoration be? Again place cotton wool around the shelving and make it as though it is snow.. Hopefully there will not be a Xmas tree, cos not only is it ugly, the present below it is FAKE! i want REAL PRESENTS! :D HEHE

O ya, all converse shop will be open till 10pm instead of 9.30pm for this special occasion.. This is to allow late shopper to buy more things.. But the real reason behind it was.. "Cannot Say" or else ill kana SUE! :l

Tml is going to be another busy day at the shop.. Better get enough sleep :D

2008-11-21T16:19:00.003+08:00

DECEMEBER IS COMING!! JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY~~

Its like 1 more month till Xmas but most Shopping centres in Singapore are already decorated with Xmas tree, Mistletoe, Tinsel, and Poster of Snowman and Reindeer.. Even Converse is playing Xmas Song! I can sing for u if you like :D

Hopefully this year Xmas is Special, and my Meaning of Special is.. Can People not eat Turkey and Ham during this occasion? Can i not this those Bo Liao Uncles Wearing Santa Claus Costume? and lastly why must Xmas Stocking be hang near their bed all the time? (I dun even think Santa Exist!)

LOLX! How i wish there will be Shark Fin and Abalone served during Xmas, Seeing a Female Santa Roaming around Orchard Road would be GREAT! and instead of hanging Xmas Stocking, we might consider hanging our underwear! (It might change colour the next day u wake up! :D) HAHA..

This year Sales will be alittle turf to hit its target, thanks to the recession that is taking place currenlty.. Even Car's COE drop to $2! WTH! But seriosuly, who will want to buy a car now?

Alrighty, got to prepare myself for work later.. CIAO~
Converse Converse All The Way~
Converse WAN SUI WAN SUI, WAN WAN SUI~~ :P

2008-11-18T09:30:00.002+08:00

YIPPY! A super Busy Weekend

Saturday Watch 2 movies.. First in the afternoon with Benjamin and Hui Ying.. The movie title "~~I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT~~~ Madagascar 2" Not that i want to watch but the Bond movie which was our intended choice do not have time slot at that moment..

Then at night.. went to the Chinese resturant near Bugis Junction to celebrate my Father's 3rd brother's son's son the 1st month (MAN YUE) LOL, in short.. it is my Cousin's son.. HEHE, i beleive it is more than just MAN YUE that we are celebrating.. He haven even host a marriage dinner yet and i believe the dinner is more of a 2-in-1 Happy Occasion :)

Then at night, same place but different time, i went with my dad and grandpa to watch Quantrium of Solace.. Ok the movie is full of action la.. and it is hard to believe, James Bond manage to kill so many people without him dying! (Director, make it real, will ya? Haha!)

Sunday was just working full shift at my beloved Converse.. The sales on that was extremely good! Maybe due to my presence! Haha, i HL sia :D went home to watch the DVD which i borrowed from School.. WRONG TURN! (VIOLENT SHOW, can match the scene found in SAW!)

Monday was back to Project and School and i manage to catch another Horror movie.. it is the 2nd series of WRONG TURN and its title WRONG TURN 2 =.='' HAHA.. and i watch it throughout the MAB lesson.. Wah, some scene is really super SICK!

Below are just the trailer.. You might want to watch it on Youtube for FREE! But remember to Buckle on Your Seat Belts First! :)

WRONG TURN

WRONG TURN 2